Twins (Matthews) vs Mariners (Miller): 7/31/26, 9:10pm

[Aggies7]

Nearly 1 am here, let’s wrap this up 

[mrmpls]

Back to the future ?   ouch

[USAFChief]

Not good. 

[Aggies7]

Can’t find it.

[RpR]

3 minutes ago, mrmpls said:

Long term if Jeffers stays ,   get it now ?

Shelton is just fine.

[Rodney29]

Sphincter closing…

[h2oface]

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR A VISIT BY THE BLOWPEN!!!!!!!

[Aggies7]

Just now, Rodney29 said:

Sphincter closing…

Something we can all be thankful for 

[RpR]

Lee at Third is where he should be.

[Danchat]

Funny how they have a lot of former Twins on their bench, Garver, Raley, and Refsnyder.

[Mike Sixel]

1 minute ago, Danchat said:

Funny how they have a lot of former Twins on their bench, Garver, Raley, and Refsnyder.

No wonder they can't score this year. 

[Parfigliano]

W

[S Bart]

Garver in front of Jeffers...dont like each other when Twins

[USAFChief]

Winnah.

[Aggies7]

No spicy garv sauce tonight!

can’t be too spicy with those numbers 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

no ultimate 3-run HR for you mariners lol

 

[SS MagicMark]

Start printing playoff tickets!

[Danchat]

Garcia continues to avoid that dreaded regression! Walks don't haunt if the hitters can't hit you, I guess.

[Rodney29]

Above water!!!

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, Danchat said:

 Garver, Raley, and Refsnyder.

Sounds like a personal injury law firm

 

[Permanent Twins Fan]

Source: All 26 members of the Minnesota Twins active roster have been arrested for violating Clause 3 in section 47c of the Minnesota state lawbook that bans the 2026 Twins from having a record above .500. The source also states that new acquisitions AJ Minter and Dean Kremer will be detained when they cross the Minnesota state line. Because the Twins were not in Minnesota when the crime was commited, Minnesota governor Tim Walz has agreed to allow Tom Pohlad to post bail in order to have all 26 players sprung for game in time for Saturdays night game. The estimated bail is north of 15 million dollars. Tom says having to post bail will not affect his aggresive buying trade deadline strategy. 

[h2oface]

Time to get greedy and SWEEP THE ROAD TRIP!!!!

[Western SD Fan]

Going to be a nice going away present for Funderburk if he does get sent down after tonight.  Got the W for his services.

[mrmpls]

Sauce ----  thank you--------------- 56-55--51 

[Aggies7]

Just now, Danchat said:

Garcia continues to avoid that dreaded regression! Walks don't haunt if the hitters can't hit you, I guess.

Seems to lose the strike zone for a few batters then miraculously finds it

[S Bart]

Garner in front of Jeffers...dont like each other when Twins

[RpR]

[h2oface]

Just now, Danchat said:

Garcia continues to avoid that dreaded regression! Walks don't haunt if the hitters can't hit you, I guess.

And Gomez!

[Aggies7]

Just now, Western SD Fan said:

Going to be a nice going away present for Funderburk if he does get sent down after tonight.  Got the W for his services.

Ain’t no way we hold on to a guy for all the years we have then send him away when he’s hot. I love TR for what he’s done for us, but his role is very limited.

[S Bart]

Morris...Gomez.. and now. Minter......Anderson.. Nance...this bullpen is starting to do better. . What a change from the fire sale a year ago...believe they will be completely different