Twins (TBD) vs White Sox (Flexen): 7/8/24, 7:10pm

[mrtwinsfan]

14 minutes ago, Patzky said:

Sox pulled Pham. Wonder if he's getting traded?

For Margot ,  all for it even throw in Farmer ! then D.f.a. Pham

[Craig Arko]

4 minutes ago, TwinsCD said:

Even better than PTBNL, the player without a vowel?

Is that Kent PTBNL?

[Mike Sixel]

Pham out with a "dental issue".....

[wabene]

4 minutes ago, Mike Sixel said:

Pham out with a "dental issue".....

Maybe someone finally touched him up. Sorry the guy just seems like such a jerk I'm very glad the Twins never signed him.

[TwinsCD]

11 minutes ago, Mike Sixel said:

Pham out with a "dental issue".....

So he bit the equipment manager?

[Patzky]

1 minute ago, TwinsCD said:

So he bit the equipment manager?

They're trying to floss it over.

[ziggy]

1 hour ago, big dog said:

I will be at Comiskey I mean US Cellular I mean Guaranteed Rate Field tonight and will plan to report in at least a couple of times. If I mean When a Twin homers I will probably feel compelled to stand up and scream

 PUT IT ON THE BOO0OOOOOOARD, YES!!!!!

So if you are watching on TV and you see a guy in a Twins cap getting pummeled by a bunch of Sox fans, send help please.

big dog, I'm on my way. Be there in 9 hours.

[IndianaTwin]

Greetings from the corner of 35th and Shields. Thanks to the general stinkitude of the Team That Should Not Be Named, good seats are still available. Tonight’s mission, should IT choose to accept it, is to see if one can move from Section 116, Row 10, Seat 2 to a spot behind the Twins dugout for a significant portion of the game. 
 

[IndianaTwin]

And by the way, it’s a good idea to be the only guy in a Twins shirt amongst a bunch from the TTSNBN during batting practice. Thanks to the generosity of some non-uniformed Twins staffer, I’ve got a ball to pass along to some nearby kid sporting a Twins cap or shirt. 
 

[wabene]

3 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

Greetings from the corner of 35th and Shields. Thanks to the general stinkitude of the Team That Should Not Be Named, good seats are still available. Tonight’s mission, should IT choose to accept it, is to see if one can move from Section 116, Row 10, Seat 2 to a spot behind the Twins dugout for a significant portion of the game. 
 

Like the plan Stan

[IndianaTwin]

2 hours ago, big dog said:

I will be at Comiskey I mean US Cellular I mean Guaranteed Rate Field tonight and will plan to report in at least a couple of times. If I mean When a Twin homers I will probably feel compelled to stand up and scream

 PUT IT ON THE BOO0OOOOOOARD, YES!!!!!

So if you are watching on TV and you see a guy in a Twins cap getting pummeled by a bunch of Sox fans, send help please.

I’ll be by. 

[TwinsCD]

2 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

And by the way, it’s a good idea to be the only guy in a Twins shirt amongst a bunch from the TTSNBN during batting practice. Thanks to the generosity of some non-uniformed Twins staffer, I’ve got a ball to pass along to some nearby kid sporting a Twins cap or shirt. 
 

May need that to bribe your way into that section behind the Twins dugout.

[mrtwinsfan]

Pick  2  click   Trevor Larnach,  tonight,   why ,  I have no idea ?

[big dog]

Big dog reporting from row 14 between home plate and the Twins dugout. Thank you StubHub!

[Patzky]

15 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

Greetings from the corner of 35th and Shields. Thanks to the general stinkitude of the Team That Should Not Be Named, good seats are still available. Tonight’s mission, should IT choose to accept it, is to see if one can move from Section 116, Row 10, Seat 2 to a spot behind the Twins dugout for a significant portion of the game. 
 

That's a pre-Beryl sky!

[big dog]

50 minutes ago, ziggy said:

big dog, I'm on my way. Be there in 9 hours.

I will try to hold them off, thanks!

[SwainZag]

3 minutes ago, big dog said:

Big dog reporting from row 14 between home plate and the Twins dugout. Thank you StubHub!

Those Italian Hot Italian Beef sandwiches are bomb!  Had one there when I visited in May, it looks as though I was 2-3 sections to your left up in the 2nd row of that game!

[Dave The Dastardly]

7 minutes ago, big dog said:

Big dog reporting from row 14 between home plate and the Twins dugout. Thank you StubHub!

That looks like a near-fatal dose of heartburn.

[jkcarew]

Buxton’s hitting about one gazillion against Flexen.

Still, given the push-back from commenters (including me) in TD’s Larnach puff piece today…Larnach should be a cinch for PoG.

3-4 with a HR, 2B, and a BB.

[USAFChief]

Ole and Lena came over from the old country, and settled in on a farm way up in NW Minnesota, not far from the Red River.

They managed to scratch out a living, but Ole was a talented painter, and he began making a little extra money in the winters by painting portraits. 

His skill as a skilled portrait artist eventually became known all the way down in the cities. 

One cold January afternoon, a long limo pulled into the yard, and a beautiful young woman stepped out and knocked on the front door.

Ole let the woman in, and after introductions, she asked "Ole I'm a huge admirer of your work. I'll pay you fifty thousand dollars to paint me...in the nude."

Ole turned beat red, and after thinking for a minute, said "Vell, dats a lot of money, but I don't know. Give me a second and I'll ask Lena vat she tinks."

Ole heads back into the kitchen, and after at least 10 minutes, he comes back, looking a little sheepish. 

"Lena says ok to do Dat. For da fifty t'ousand. But I'm gonna hafta leave my socks on. I need some vere to wipe da brush."

 

[Patzky]

Tigers Guards throwing shutouts.

[jkcarew]

Also, Correa is a bit of a throw-back. IMO. Willing and able to play with minor injuries. Said to the media after yesterday’s game: “I’m playing tomorrow”. It’s rarely that simple. But, playing he is. 
 

Love it.

[USAFChief]

Hopefully Paddack is up to the task.

[Dave The Dastardly]

1 minute ago, jkcarew said:

Also, Correa is a bit of a throw-back. IMO. Willing and able to play with minor injuries. Said to the media after yesterday’s game: “I’m playing tomorrow”. And playing he is. 
 

Love it.

We had a guy on our football team that insisted he played his best when injured. So we beat the crap out of him right before kick-off. Didn't work,

[big dog]

Rocco asking some fans about when to pinch hit Margot…

[big dog]

Announcing the lineups. Looks like at LEAST 500 fans here already. 

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, big dog said:

Rocco asking some fans about when to pinch hit Margot…

I have some thoughts, Rocco.

[Joe A. Preusser]

36 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

Greetings from the corner of 35th and Shields. Thanks to the general stinkitude of the Team That Should Not Be Named, good seats are still available. Tonight’s mission, should IT choose to accept it, is to see if one can move from Section 116, Row 10, Seat 2 to a spot behind the Twins dugout for a significant portion of the game. 
 

That is a fricken GORGEOUS picture.

[Patzky]

1 minute ago, Joe A. Preusser said:

That is a fricken GORGEOUS picture.

Pre tropical storm skies are awesome.

[jkcarew]

4 minutes ago, big dog said:

Rocco asking some fans about when to pinch hit Margot…

Rocco should pinch run him. That way, when/if he eventually comes to bat, he won’t be pinch hitting.

Seems simple.