Game Thread: Twins (Woods Richardson) @ White Sox (Soroka), 4/30/24 @ 6:40pm CT

[Shaitan]

59 minutes ago, Linus said:

Yep. Thinking the exact same thing. 

Every time I see your name I think of Buster in Arrested Development.

(So, apologies if that is your real name.)

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, IndianaTwin said:

I'll go ahead and say it for the rest of you. Mendick would have had a triple if the ground wasn't so soft. 

 

Just now, Shaitan said:

Every time I see your name I think of Buster in Arrested Development.

(So, apologies if that is your real name.)

Sending in T-Bar is like giving someone an 8 ft rope in 9 feet of water.

[h2oface]

Scary Caleb. I can't watch. Especially with a runner on second. 

[mrtwinsfan]

CC   Again

[RickOShea]

C-4 should work in the ob-gyn dept when he retires.  He's got sure hands and can thow that kid into the ER in a split second.

[IndianaTwin]

7 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

 

Sending in T-Bar is like giving someone an 8 ft rope in 9 feet of water.

 

6 minutes ago, h2oface said:

Scary Caleb. I can't watch. Especially with a runner on second. 

You were saying? 🤣

[Parfigliano]

A kopeck is a russian penny isnt it

[Shaitan]

This CWS bullpen...

[KirbyDome89]

Just now, Shaitan said:

This CWS bullpen...

The gift that keeps on giving...

[RickOShea]

Just now, Parfigliano said:

A kopeck is a russian penny isnt it

It's 2 chickens sharing one kernel of corn.

[Shaitan]

Hero tonight's gotta be Margot.

It's always who you least expect it to be.

[Shaitan]

3 minutes ago, KirbyDome89 said:

The gift that keeps on giving...

In other words: Bowman isn't clearing waivers.

[Parfigliano]

I expect the Twins to score on an E, WP or PB

[Shaitan]

Just. Put. The. Ball. In. Play.

[IndianaTwin]

1 minute ago, Parfigliano said:

I expect the Twins to score on an E, WP and PB

FTFY

[Parfigliano]

A run on an out.  Contact matters

[Joe A. Preusser]

MAKE IT STAND UP!

[Shaitan]

For as terrible as CWS has been, they actually seem a little better at defense this year. I swear they had 3 E each game in '23.

[stringer bell]

Durán for the save.  

[IndianaTwin]

2 minutes ago, Shaitan said:

Just. Put. The. Ball. In. Play.

 

1 minute ago, Parfigliano said:

A run on an out.  Contact matters

Like that. 

[mrtwinsfan]

Welcome back Duran , do your thing

[IndianaTwin]

Now's when they turn off the lights and play "Hot" right? 

[Aggies7]

Thrilled to see Duran back. But: How in the world can you be allowed to wear two different colored shoes?

[Shaitan]

Huh?

Guess they should have kept Bowman and sent Duran to AAA.

[Shaitan]

4 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

Thrilled to see Duran back. But: How in the world can you be allowed to wear two different colored shoes?

Two lucrative endorsement deals.

[Tlaker]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

Thrilled to see Duran back. But: How in the world can you be allowed to wear two different colored shoes?

Bowie Kuhn is spinning like a top

[Parfigliano]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

Thrilled to see Duran back. But: How in the world can you be allowed to wear two different colored shoes?

Seems like a "uniform" violation

[Joe A. Preusser]

All the kids are wearing two different colored shoes.  You ain't cool unless you're rocking the two tone shoes.  

[Aggies7]

2 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

Seems like a "uniform" violation

I just mean they used to be so ticky tack about what pitchers could wear or have on. Not to distract the hitter 

[Schmoeman5]

3 minutes ago, Shaitan said:

Two lucrative endorsement deals.