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Game Thread: Twins (Ober) @ Mariners (Woo), 7/18/23 @ 8:40 CT

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jkcarew Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

jkcarew

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8 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Been waiting since junior high to break that'n out, I wager.

The correct response was,

”Been waiting since junior high to pull that’n out, I wager.”

So close. 

mrtwinsfan St Paul Saints

mrtwinsfan

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2 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Why would we even trade for a guy named Ill-fated Mahle?  Just a bad omen.

have we had many trades as bad as that one ,  gotta be near the top of  foolishness

ashbury GOAT

ashbury

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3 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Have you met this front office?

They are yet to have that pleasure and distinct honor.

USAFChief GOAT

USAFChief

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6 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Why would we even trade for a guy named Ill-fated Mahle?  Just a bad omen.

Winner.

Shut 'er down.

cHawk Cedar Rapids Kernels

cHawk

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Did you all hear about the man who went to the circus the other day? After the show, he spoke with the manager and asked for a job.

The manager asked him, "What is your specialty?"

The man replied, "I can do great bird impressions."

The manager then turned the man down. "Pssh, a lot of people can do that."

The man then said, "Oh well," and flew away.

ashbury GOAT

ashbury

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4 minutes ago, jkcarew said:

The correct response was,

”Been waiting since junior high to pull that’n out, I wager.”

So close. 

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USAFChief GOAT

USAFChief

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1 minute ago, cHawk said:

Did you all hear about the man who went to the circus the other day? After the show, he spoke with the manager and asked for a job.

The manager asked him, "What is your specialty?"

The man replied, "I can do great bird impressions."

The manager then turned the man down. "Pssh, a lot of people can do that."

The man then said, "Oh well," and flew away.

Wherever he went, when he got there, i bet his arms were tired.

Nine of twelve Wichita Wind Surge

Nine of twelve

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Just now, cHawk said:

Did you all hear about the man who went to the circus the other day? After the show, he spoke with the manager and asked for a job.

The manager asked him, "What is your specialty?"

The man replied, "I can do great bird impressions."

The manager then turned the man down. "Pssh, a lot of people can do that."

The man then said, "Oh well," and flew away.

I once had a job with the circus as a human cannonball. One day at work I got loaded and they fired me.

cHawk Cedar Rapids Kernels

cHawk

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1 minute ago, Nine of twelve said:

I once had a job with the circus as a human cannonball. One day at work I got loaded and they fired me.

Like that baseball that Julien just hit?

ashbury GOAT

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2 minutes ago, Danchat said:

What a season so far from Julien - he is making losing Arraez not hurt quite as much. 

Why don't you write up an article on this and submit it for publication at TD?  You will win teh internets.

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