Game Thread: Twins (Ober) @ Mariners (Woo), 7/18/23 @ 8:40 CT

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, Nine of twelve said:

 

 

 

Naturally.

So he threw the ball too naturally?

[jkcarew]

8 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Been waiting since junior high to break that'n out, I wager.

The correct response was,

”Been waiting since junior high to pull that’n out, I wager.”

So close. 

[mrtwinsfan]

2 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Why would we even trade for a guy named Ill-fated Mahle?  Just a bad omen.

have we had many trades as bad as that one ,  gotta be near the top of  foolishness

[ashbury]

5 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

 None.

The math checks out.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

I'm just asking: What is CES's name?

Who?

[Parfigliano]

3 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Complete and utter cluster****.

Is that better?

Its accurate.

[Aggies7]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Who?

Woo?

[Nine of twelve]

2 minutes ago, Jocko87 said:

Third base.

I don't know.

[ashbury]

3 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Have you met this front office?

They are yet to have that pleasure and distinct honor.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

This scoring runs thing would be way more fun if the rotation would stop sucking. 

This inning better?

[USAFChief]

6 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Why would we even trade for a guy named Ill-fated Mahle?  Just a bad omen.

Winner.

Shut 'er down.

[Schmoeman5]

5 minutes ago, Nine of twelve said:

 

 

 

Naturally.

I don't know

[cHawk]

Did you all hear about the man who went to the circus the other day? After the show, he spoke with the manager and asked for a job.

The manager asked him, "What is your specialty?"

The man replied, "I can do great bird impressions."

The manager then turned the man down. "Pssh, a lot of people can do that."

The man then said, "Oh well," and flew away.

[ashbury]

4 minutes ago, jkcarew said:

The correct response was,

”Been waiting since junior high to pull that’n out, I wager.”

So close. 

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, cHawk said:

Did you all hear about the man who went to the circus the other day? After the show, he spoke with the manager and asked for a job.

The manager asked him, "What is your specialty?"

The man replied, "I can do great bird impressions."

The manager then turned the man down. "Pssh, a lot of people can do that."

The man then said, "Oh well," and flew away.

Wherever he went, when he got there, i bet his arms were tired.

[Nine of twelve]

Just now, cHawk said:

Did you all hear about the man who went to the circus the other day? After the show, he spoke with the manager and asked for a job.

The manager asked him, "What is your specialty?"

The man replied, "I can do great bird impressions."

The manager then turned the man down. "Pssh, a lot of people can do that."

The man then said, "Oh well," and flew away.

I once had a job with the circus as a human cannonball. One day at work I got loaded and they fired me.

[Aggies7]

God bless ‘em, but our broadcast team is drier than a popcorn fart 

[ashbury]

JULIEN!!!!

[Brock Beauchamp]

It’s funny that once every couple of months, I remember that Chris Paddack is under contract with the Twins. 

[cHawk]

1 minute ago, Nine of twelve said:

I once had a job with the circus as a human cannonball. One day at work I got loaded and they fired me.

Like that baseball that Julien just hit?

[Aggies7]

Julien’s bat is as good as his arm is bad 

[USAFChief]

Julien muy en fuego, eh?

[Parfigliano]

Found a hitter in Julien

[RpR]

Maybe we can trade Julien for Arraez.

[Brock Beauchamp]

“America’s Leanest Bacon” is the worst ****ing marketing of anything I’ve ever seen

[Mortimerkenny21]

Heck yes we'll take a solo homer!

[Danchat]

What a season so far from Julien - he is making losing Arraez not hurt quite as much. 

[ashbury]

LOL Kelenic

[SwainZag]

Man.....Julien is hot, hot, hot right now!

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, Danchat said:

What a season so far from Julien - he is making losing Arraez not hurt quite as much. 

Why don't you write up an article on this and submit it for publication at TD?  You will win teh internets.