Game Thread: Minnesota @ Oakland, 8:40pm cdt 7/14/2023ad

[cHawk]

Julien delivers!

[RickOShea]

Alright, Potatoes! Way to go.

[wabene]

Vive la bombe! 

[RpR]

If they can get Julien to get rid of his lead glove , he has a bright future.

 

[Parfigliano]

Be nice if Julien could be full time DH.

[Parfigliano]

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

Alright, Potatoes! Way to go.

I see what you did there

[wabene]

Rooker almost had that one 😂

[IndianaTwin]

Was Rooker's route as bad as it looked on the radio? 

[Nine of twelve]

All right, Calendar! Way to go.

[USAFChief]

Just now, IndianaTwin said:

Was Rooker's route as bad as it looked on the radio? 

His route consisted of freezing in place, then turning around to play the carom.

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, IndianaTwin said:

Was Rooker's route as bad as it looked on the radio? 

Yeah, he should have taken the Golden Gate Bridge exit.

[Parfigliano]

Just now, Nine of twelve said:

All right, Calendar! Way to go.

Potatoes Calendar.  Thats a baseball name.

[IndyTwinsFan]

2 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

Was Rooker's route as bad as it looked on the radio? 

Yes.

[USAFChief]

Kepler taking that fastball middle-in on 3-1 is one reason we suck.

[RickOShea]

Let's go Pagan! Prove the naysayers wrong.

[IndyTwinsFan]

Pagan time.  Not sure how I think about that at this point in the game. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Tie game!

Hope we can score more.

[Schmoeman5]

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

Yeah, he should have taken the Golden Gate Bridge exit.

No no no. Not the Golden Gate Bridge exit. The Carquinez Bridge exit

[mrtwinsfan]

Welcome to the club Pagan

[RickOShea]

If any of these guys want to get traded, now is the time to perform.

[wabene]

E.M.I.L.I.O.

[RickOShea]

Just now, mrtwinsfan said:

Welcome to the club Pagan

May I have your autograph and a free sample, please!

[cHawk]

A baseball scout found a remarkable prospect: a horse who was a pretty good fielder and who hit the ball every time he was up at bat. The scout got him a try-out with a big league team. Up at bat, the horse slammed the ball into far left field and stood at the plate, watching it go. “Run!” the manager screamed, “Run!” “Are you kidding?” answered the horse. “If I could run, I’d be in the Kentucky Derby.”

[mrtwinsfan]

7 minutes ago, IndyTwinsFan said:

Pagan time.  Not sure how I think about that at this point in the game. 

If we cant use him against the A,THLETICS,   ?

[Parfigliano]

Guy throws like a trebuchet 

[mrtwinsfan]

1 minute ago, cHawk said:

Rocco decides to pinch-hit a horse to provide a spark. The horse hits a hard double into the left field corner, but he doesn't move. "Run!" screams Rocco. The horse replies, "Run? If I could run, I would be in the Kentucky Derby."

  and  ?  ?

[Parfigliano]

Correa hitting .666 since ASG.

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, Parfigliano said:

Guy throws like a trebuchet 

This is Midieval Times!

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Parfigliano said:

Guy throws like a trebuchet 

 

[RickOShea]

Ok, we need to take advantage here, and score some runs.