Game Thread Twins vs Astros "later" 5/12/2022 ad

[shortround81]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I knew Cleveland ownership was cheap, but I had no idea the entire coaching staff was sharing one hotel room on the road.

Are you new to Major League Baseball? ? 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, LVTwinsfan said:

So what does that mean 

Twins had 29 base runners!

[LVTwinsfan]

Just now, wsnydes said:

No!  Suckett!

 

10 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

This isn't about Kirby Puckett

Nor a young lady from Nantucket 

The TD nannies don't calmly abide

Dirty limerick lines stated or implied

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Somebody help me out here. I need something that rhymes with Puckett and Nantucket. 

Bucket

[Winston Smith]

1 minute ago, LVTwinsfan said:

So what does that mean 

Means 29 is more than13.

[stringer bell]

Astros probably have the deepest lineup we've seen, with exception of their catchers.

[jun]

1 minute ago, stringer bell said:

Speed is not Miranda's calling card.

I haven't seen any of Miranda's calling cards. I am not sure if he belongs in the major league.

[shortround81]

2 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Orange you glad i didn't say banana?

 

[Mill1634]

2 strikes and you throw a hitable changeup. Dumb. 

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

Are you new to Major League Baseball? ?

Chief is old.  MLB is new to him.

[USAFChief]

4 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

No!  Suckett!

 

[ashbury]

4 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

Are you new to Major League Baseball? ?

Internet hiccups seem to be prompting reposts.  Maybe time to reboot.  Or buy new infrastructure.

[shortround81]

Just now, ashbury said:

Chief is old.  MLB is new to him.

@USAFChief What was it like watching Walter Johnson pitch? 

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Mill1634 said:

2 strikes and you throw a hitable changeup. Dumb. 

Gamecast suggested the pitch was fairly low.  That must be misleading?

[stringer bell]

Probably Jeffers best throw to second and it still wasn't close. 

[LVTwinsfan]

5 minutes ago, Winston Smith said:

Means 29 is more than13.

If you’re implying the Astros are better hitters because they hit into less DP’s that’s simply no true 

[PDX Twin]

This is unraveling fast. (Or is it unWinding?)

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

@USAFChief What was it like watching Walter Johnson pitch? 

Not as bad as hitting off him.

[Schmoeman5]

I like Miranda.  It looks like he's trying to do too much instead of taking what they're giving him, like the Astro hitters are.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, stringer bell said:

Probably Jeffers best throw to second and it still wasn't close. 

I hate how easy it is to run on this team. 

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, PDX Twin said:

This is unraveling fast. (Or is it unWinding?)

Yes.

[shortround81]

1 minute ago, PDX Twin said:

This is unraveling fast. (Or is it unWinding?)

@Unwinder Don't jinx us!

[shortround81]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Not as bad as hitting off him.

What are you saying? You physically ran into him??

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Nice catch #1!

[LVTwinsfan]

He can pitch and catch!

[stringer bell]

Nice catch Nick! 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

3 minutes ago, PDX Twin said:

This is unraveling fast. (Or is it unWinding?)

No.

[Unwinder]

1 minute ago, shortround81 said:

@Unwinder Don't jinx us!

I'll see myself out.

[Mill1634]

WOW! What a catch Nick Gordon. That's one of the best I've seen in a while. A full out dive.

[Schmoeman5]

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Not as bad as hitting off him.

Chief can't be that old or he'd be USAAF

[USAFChief]

Buxton catches that.