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USAFChief GOAT

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6 minutes ago, PopRiveter said:

Nice to see Winder kept the ball down to Altuve...

...because that's where Altuve is.

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This is gonna go right over some folks' head.

 

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I'll see myself out. 

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7 minutes ago, Schmoeman5 said:

Never heard that version before, but I couldn't help recalling how my uncle a retired police officer felt about the Beatles. He said they were the ruination of all society values. And when John Lennon was shot he said 1 down 3 to go

Sooooooooo he thought murdering a stranger was less offensive than singing "come together," "give peace a chance," "all you need is love"?

 

Sounds like he'd be a real fun guy at a party. 

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Just now, PopRiveter said:

Sooooooooo he thought murdering a stranger was less offensive than singing "come together," "give peace a chance," "all you need is love"?

 

Sounds like he'd be a real fun guy at a party. 

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Different generation. The US government was not a fan of him either

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wsnydes

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2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

This is gonna go right over some folks' head.

 

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I'll see myself out. 

As a short guy.  I don't get it.

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wsnydes

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2 minutes ago, Winston Smith said:

Astros have grounded into 13 double plays, the Twins 29.

So they do something better than the Astros!  All is not lost!

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ashbury

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3 minutes ago, Winston Smith said:

Astros have grounded into 13 double plays, the Twins 29.

Save this for the Fun With Numbers thre-... wait, never mind, it's not fun.

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Buxton seems to be swinging for the fences and chasing bad pitches again. Will he end up batting >.250?

USAFChief GOAT

USAFChief

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This isn't about Kirby Puckett

Nor a young lady from Nantucket 

The TD nannies don't calmly abide

Dirty limerick lines stated or implied

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....

 

 

Somebody help me out here. I need something that rhymes with Puckett and Nantucket. 

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ashbury

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12 minutes ago, Schmoeman5 said:

The US government was not a fan of him either

The US government can be real fun at parties too.

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wsnydes

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9 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Somebody help me out here. I need something that rhymes with Puckett and Nantucket. 

No!  Suckett!

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ashbury

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9 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

This isn't about Kirby Puckett

Nor a young lady from Nantucket 

The TD nannies don't calmly abide

Dirty limerick lines stated or implied

....

 

....

 

 

Somebody help me out here. I need something that rhymes with Puckett and Nantucket. 

A dirty word.  In, you tried to snuck it.

USAFChief GOAT

USAFChief

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Just now, LVTwinsfan said:

So what does that mean 

It means the Twins have grounded into more DPs than the Astros.

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