Game Thread Twins vs Rangers 5/3/21 6:40 PM CDT

[Nine of twelve]

 

Squaring the circle? Circling the square? You are dangerously close to a question the ancients pursued to irrational ends, a conclusion being reached in more modern times only by meditations that proved to be transcendental.
 

This comment would have been especially apt when we played the πrates.

[RickOShea]

We've got solid pitching back up and depth.  Happ.......No., Stashak...........No, Colome.........No, Shoemaker..........no, well, ok, just forget it, then.

[Mill1634]

Kenta got outta that, but his location is still all over the place tonight

[Nine of twelve]

These Menards ads tell us that normally you pay 11% too much when you buy anything there.

[Dave The Dastardly]

Maybe Maeda has worked out most of the kinks.

 

 

[Nine of twelve]

 

Maybe Maeda has worked out most of the kinks.

If so he can pitch all day and all of the night.

 

[Brock Beauchamp]

This Kirilloff kid is alright.

[Squirrel]

well ... why in the world would the game be blacked out ... in Chicago!

[RickOShea]

Kiriloff is starting to really contribute.  Gotta be having the time of his life.

[Brock Beauchamp]

well ... why in the world would the game be blacked out ... in Chicago!

MLB Network regional programming, perhaps?

 

But we all know the easy answer: because MLB blackout rules are perhaps the dumbest thing on the planet.

[Danchat]

Thanks for the free run, Dahl!

[Squirrel]

 

MLB Network regional programming, perhaps?

But we all know the easy answer: because MLB blackout rules are perhaps the dumbest thing on the planet.

But that's not the game on MLB, the KC game is ... I checked, also fs1 ... ****

[RickOShea]

 

well ... why in the world would the game be blacked out ... in Chicago!

 

?

[jkcarew]

Maeda’s missing by FEET, and getting away with it so far. Tick,,,tick...tick

[ashbury]

Maeda impressed me last year by putting nearly every pitch where the catcher set up for. Now this year... wha'hoppened?

[MMMordabito]

Maeda’s missing by FEET, and getting away with it so far. Tick,,,tick...tick

Yeah, not comfortable.

[Mill1634]

Kenta gets out of another jam, but man, he is laboring bad

[RickOShea]

Maeda look likes he's walking a tightrope.  The rope has some slack, and it's starting to bounce a little bit.  If he's not careful he's going to land on his head.

[jkcarew]

60 pitches through 3 innings. He appears as broken as in any of his last few starts. Just luckier.

[cHawk]

First career HR, calling it rn

[Dave The Dastardly]

I just happened to notice everybody in our lineup is batting above the Mendoza Line!

 

I believe that's a first for this year.

[RickOShea]

Kirfiloff sent his dad his first homerun ball.  He also sent his jock to his mom.  He had to call her and tell her he just wanted her to wash it.  He's buying her a Honda Civic!

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

 

I just happened to notice everybody in our lineup is batting above the Mendoza Line!

 

I believe that's a first for this year.

Whoops! I jinxed that.

[cHawk]

WTF was that

[Mill1634]

I don't think Arraez was ever tagged...?

[cHawk]

Well how about that

[Mill1634]

Correct call...nice job New York

[SwainZag]

Safe baby!  Be okay Arraez....      

[Mill1634]

 

I don't think Arraez was ever tagged...?

Bingo.

[RickOShea]

You can't write stuff like this!