Game Thread Twins vs Mariners 3:10pm cdt 4/8/2021ad

[ashbury]

Man, Buxton is locked in!

[Cap'n Piranha]

Buxton and Berrios, MVP and Cy Young?

[ashbury]

I hope they're buoyant then.

You need a microscope to tell the buoyants from the gullants.

 

[USAFChief]

 

Cruel, but fair, I like to call it.
 

"fruel"

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

"fruel"

Not to be confused with crair...

[ashbury]

Nice catch in LF. Here's to Kyle!

[Diesel]

Nice try, rook!

[cHawk]

Laz Diaz...yuck

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Stop the presses, Berrios gives up a hit.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

You need a microscope to tell the buoyants from the gullants.
 

What's a gullant? 4 quarts in a gullant of water?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

You need a microscope to tell the buoyants from the gullants.

 

Don't the buoyants have wings?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Stop the presses, Berrios gives up a hit.

 

And a run...

 

What do you stop after the presses?

[USAFChief]

Pretty big out here.

 

Edit: We got the out. The ol' atom-ball.

[mrtwinsfan]

Garver cost Berrios a strike, to Seager there , 

[Mauerpower]

Berrios can’t catch a break!

[cHawk]

 

Berrios can’t catch a break!

 

This team can't catch a break

[mrtwinsfan]

Hip Hip Jorge !!!!

[USAFChief]

Pungent!!!

[MNT1996]

Tell me again that Garlick shouldn't have made the team   

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Seattle lead didn't last long...

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

This team can't catch a break

 

I was assured our defense would be improved this year.

[cHawk]

 

I was assured our defense would be improved this year.

 

Well yeah that is true

[bighat]

Mr. SAUCE!

[USAFChief]

That's the kind of sac fly I really like.

[big dog]

Garv-sauce BABY

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I speculate that is how come Garver is in the lineup today...

[TouchEmAllGuy]

Garv Sauce! So nice to see!

[Brock Beauchamp]

There's the Garver we know and love.

[big dog]

That ball was crushed. Should've been 5 bases.

[dex8425]

Garvsauce with the bat flip. He needed that.