Game Thread: Twins @ Detroit, 12:10PM, 4/5/21

[operation mindcrime]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MMMordabito]

BOOMSTICK!!!!

[snotboogie]

 

[AceWrigley]

BoomStick!!

[stringer bell]

Somehow I don’t think Ureña will last long.

[wsnydes]

 

This game might go almost five hours at this rate.

You might be on the generous side.  

[MNT1996]

Honestly just lock Cruz up for another 10 years

[TFRazor]

I think they made Nelson angry

[Brock Beauchamp]

LOL

[Mill1634]

 

oh...PTC...Nelly goes boom

Oh...by the way...I told you guys this was going to happen

[MVP Nick Punto]

Oh...by the way...I told you guys this was going to happen

What's your pick for the lottery numbers?

[Mill1634]

and Arraez is out of the game...Willians to third...lets hope it was just some minor tweak

[wsnydes]

 

and Arraez is out of the game...Willians to third...lets hope it was just some minor tweak

Apparently they need to sacrifice a 3B to appease the Baseball Gods. I don't think enough 3B exist on the planet to keep up this rate.

[USAFChief]

Man, I step away for lunch, come back, and Shoemaker STILL isn't out of the bottom of the 2nd??!?

 

That can't be good.

[operation mindcrime]

Jake "Willie Mays" Cave!

[wsnydes]

 

Man, I step away for lunch, come back, and Shoemaker STILL isn't out of the bottom of the 2nd??!?

 

That can't be good.

Or it's really good because the Tigers couldn't get out of the top half.

 

It's all about perspective, Chief!

[Brock Beauchamp]

Willians Astudillo, the wish.com version of Luis Arraez.

[TFRazor]

 

What does one call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Pierre?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

You seem to be doing fine without me...

 

Carry on!

[Mill1634]

Shoemaker doing exactly what a veteran should do after a big inning. Go out, work fast, throw strikes. 

[Danchat]

That’s why you re-sign Cruz. Unless they signed someone like Brantley/Ozuna, there’d be a big drop off, especially with Donaldson out.

[wsnydes]

 

Shoemaker doing exactly what a veteran should do after a big inning. Go out, work fast, throw strikes. 

and get the bats back up quickly!

[USAFChief]

 

Pierre?

No, sorry.

[MVP Nick Punto]

No, sorry.

Now, is this a joke or a riddle?

[twinssporto]

 

This game might go almost five hours at this rate.

I'll be able to watch the final innings at home after dinner tonight. 

[wsnydes]

Someone please inform Urena that the strike zone is not in the RH batters box...

[TFRazor]

 

No, sorry.

Hold up, is this some terrible flip flop pun? Phillip Flop or something like that?

[Danchat]

Well, we can see why Rooker didn’t make the initial roster. Yikes.

[USAFChief]

 

Now, is this a joke or a riddle?

Yes.

 

...

 

 

//Feel a little cheap accepting the obvious setup...

 

 

[twinssporto]

 

What does one call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillip Philop? Something like that?