GAME THREAD: 4/1/21 Minnesota Twins @ Milwaukee Brewers, 1:10 CDT

[ashbury]

Guh.

[USAFChief]

3-2 on Sano. Holding breath....

not for long.

[Aggies7]

Saved the K for the wrong time 

[LaBombo]

 

Difficult decisions must be made at times. Sacrifices must be made.

 

Is there a Hunger Games/The Purge aspect to Bally's new Twins broadcast format that I need to prepare myself for before I turn on the TV?

[USAFChief]

LaBombo sighting.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

At least we got runners on base...

[LaBombo]

 

3-2 on Sano. Holding breath....

 

Next time try exhaling slowly and gently squeezing the remote Off button.  Should help steady your aim.

[operation mindcrime]

Old friend Kyle Gibson...Texas opening day starter!!1!...spotted a 5-0 lead in the 1st.

 

Couldn't get out of the bottom of the 1st.

Hello darkness my!

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

If he reached on that second one I think it would've been an error 

You're right!

[Brock Beauchamp]

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

LOLLEYGAGGERS!!1!

I had to look it up. Apparently lollygag originally meant "to fool around." Apropo for April 1.

[LaBombo]

 

LaBombo sighting.

 

Hate to jump into the opener in midstream. Could get ugly, like teeing off without hitting a few on the practice range first.

[wavedog]

Stashak's inning was refreshing 

[USAFChief]

Hate to jump into the opener in midstream. Could get ugly, like teeing off without hitting a few on the practice range first.

or, like teeing off AFTER hitting a few on the practice range first.

[Mill1634]

I don't think Justin has read/heard Wes talking about throwing sliders up in the zone...certainly not all of them are intentional, but some of them are

[ashbury]

The Sleestak is unleashed! Good inning.

[LaBombo]

 

Old friend Kyle Gibson...Texas opening day starter!!1!...spotted a 5-0 lead in the 1st.

Couldn't get out of the bottom of the 1st.

 

... thus removing any doubt for people seeing the name in the box score and wondering if it was that Kyle Gibson.

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

Hate to jump into the opener in midstream.  Could get ugly, like teeing off without hitting a few on the practice range first.

I used to take a few hits in the bar first. Kept me handicapped.

[Sielk]

Stashak's inning was refreshing

Indeed. Most of the other innings were so messy...

[USAFChief]

Kepler goes yard here.

[LaBombo]

 

The Sleestak is unleashed! Good inning.

 

[PDX Twin]

 

Saved the K for the wrong time 

 

Oh, there will be plenty!

[LaBombo]

 

Kepler goes yard here.

 

XBH for the partial credit call...

[USAFChief]

Kepler goes yard here.

I was half right.

[TFRazor]

Cycle watch for Kep

[USAFChief]

Buxton with a wall scraper.

[TFRazor]

Buck bomb

[TouchEmAllGuy]

Buck!!!!

[ashbury]

BUXTON!!!!

[Mill1634]

BUXTON BOMB!!!!!