Game Thread: Twins vs White Sox, 8/20, @ 7:10 CT

[Brock Beauchamp]

PUT ME IN COACH

[DocBauer]

Mad Max!!

[operation mindcrime]

POLANCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Squirrel]

SQUIRREL!!!!!!

[DocBauer]

Followed by Polanco!! JUST...WOW!

[operation mindcrime]

We have two touchdowns!!!!!!!!

[Squirrel]

 

Those who have remarked that this team is too dependent on the longball, I hope are watching and enjoying this game.

Um ... what's with this name? Is this TD's version of 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers'?

[Bandit34]

Chicago: Puts up a three spot in the third inning. 

Twins: Don't make us angry. You won't like us angry!

[jimbo92107]

I'm having trouble commenting fast enough to keep up with Twins scoring runs...

[Richie the Rally Goat]

[ashbury]

 

Your new name makes me laugh.  Love it!  If Buxton comes back I'm changing my name to Buxton's broken shoulder.

Subluxated. Please.

[Brock Beauchamp]

I have to admit that I'm really enjoying watching the Twins put the Sox in their place. It's only one game, but it's fun as hell to watch.

[DocBauer]

Would we breaking an unwritten rule, or breaking new ground, if we threw out a position player to pitch the 9th in a winning game?

[DiscGolfer]

I like the race between Max and Cruz going on here.

[twinssporto]

Cruz is unreal. I'm trying to rupture my tendon in the kitchen right now. Googling on how to do it.

[operation mindcrime]

CRUZ!!!!!!!!!

[Reider]

It seems like the Twins have scored a lot of runs with 2 outs tonight, which is definitely a good thing.

[DocBauer]

BOOMINATOR!

[wavedog]

Are we breaking any unwritten rules by scoring so many runs? I guess if our batter gets drilled we will know

[ashbury]

Hector Santiago. That is all. Hector Santiago.

 

Someone show some mercy, please.

[twinssporto]

 

I'm having trouble commenting fast enough to keep up with Twins scoring runs...

Rupture your tendon and it would help speed you up.

[IndianaTwin]

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but this inning would be so fun to listen to if Hawk Harrelson was still around.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Diaz held a runner! I saw it!

[operation mindcrime]

EDDIE!!!!!!!

[jimbo92107]

I'm getting a little scared that Sano could kill a pitcher with one of his line drives.

[Bandit34]

Welcome to Pin Ball arcade at Target Field. Here, you better wear a neck brace! Buckle in and watch the balls fly!

[Linus]

Rocco is Gardy like in his bullpen management. Just let Duffey pitch when things are going well. You would have got through the game using two pitchers

[DocBauer]

Waiting for the Rally Squirrel to make his way to the booth

[notoriousgod71]

Dick speculating there may be a FAMILY of squirrels. Mercy!

[ashbury]

Hey, y'all thought a squirrel was a good luck charm? How about Cruz's ruptured tendon? I may have to wheel this out now and then, in future times of need.

 

Calling off the joke now. No sense in wearing out a, you know, ruptured tendon.