Game Thread: Twins vs Red Sox 6/17/19 7:10 PM CDT

[Aggies7]

Would be huge for Rogers to keep this score where it is at.

Especially when he’s standing 400 feet away from the mound

[notoriousgod71]

Should I even bother to watch now that Parker is in the game?

[Riverbrian]

 

Anyone remember the last big hit from Rosario?

 

Spring Training? 

[notoriousgod71]

 

 

Everyone wants to be the star and hit one 20 rows deep. Time to get back to basics

 

I don't think our team is built that way. Unfortunately, we'll just have to live with the power outages.

[Riverbrian]

 

Should I even bother to watch now that Parker is in the game?

 

I don't know

 

You'll have to watch the inning to find out if you should watch the inning. 

[FlauerPauer]

Rats. 

[jud6312]

Blake "White Flag" Parker

[70charger]

More sloppiness in the field.

 

And also more Parker, so there's that.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

More sloppiness in the field.

 

And also more Parker, so there's that.

Hopefully in some way, they cancel each other...

[snotboogie]

Ooof. I gotta get out of here. Have really nice seats for tomorrow night. I really want to wake up tomorrow and check my phone and see that the Good Guys pulled it out tonight.

[USAFChief]

 

I don't know

 

You'll have to watch the inning to find out if you should watch the inning. 

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/PHT/PHT106/paa106000047.jpg

[Dave The Dastardly]

Got a call from the blonde sister-in-law. She's in Boston. Wants to know why there's nobody at Fenway.

 

I told her the game is blacked out.

 

 

[jkcarew]

Marking exams today, with the ballgame in the background.

 

Boston announcers: "Kepler part of an outflield that many believe is the best - west of Boston."

 

Oh, fer....

 

Where's that puke emoji?

Objectivity probably compromised by all those shiny WS trophies in the hallway. The nerve!

[Riverbrian]

 

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/PHT/PHT106/paa106000047.jpg

[USAFChief]

 

Got a call from the blonde sister-in-law. She's in Boston. Wants to know why there's nobody at Fenway.

 

I told her the game is blacked out.

Tell her nobody goes to Fenway anymore, it's too crowded.

[Jham]

In all seriousness, it would be nice for Parker to refind his stuff/ horse shoe and be good going forward. But... that.

[notoriousgod71]

Bullpen!

[USAFChief]

0-2. 

 

Put it on a tee, Parker.

[Aggies7]

Nice 0-2 pitch by Parker. Wraps everything up nicely. Pineda vs price tomorrow. Good luck.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

It would be hilarious if Blake was tipping his pitches with all those histrionics

 

(not really hilarious, but whatever)

[Jham]

at least schoop's run wouldn't have mattered anyway.

[notoriousgod71]

I'm still waiting for Dick to admit this this bullpen is terrible.

[Pius Jefferson]

Whoever called for that bunt should be fined and suspended for a game. 

 

[LaBombo]

 

After getting the first two batters on... That half inning didn't go as planned. 

 

 

 

I'm going to paste that .gif over top of '1.556' in the box for 1st/2nd/0 out/ on the run expectancy matrix 

[Riverbrian]

 

I'm going to paste that .gif over top of '1.556' on the run expectancy matrix box for 1st/2nd/0 out.

 

Awesome

 

Screen Shot it when you are done and send it to me. 

[notoriousgod71]

I bet we get one run now that Parker has done his thing.

[LVTwinsfan]

It’s the bullpen that will be the downfall of this team

[Riverbrian]

Parker only gave up one run that time.

 

Progress is being made.    

[USAFChief]

 

I'm going to paste that .gif over top of '1.556' in the box for 1st/2nd/0 out/ on the run expectancy matrix 

probably unimportant...but why do you suppose the table is upside down?

[Blake]

Baby steps: Parker only gave up one run.