Mad Men audition...Create the new 2019 Twins slogan.

[nicksaviking]

My 2019 slogan:

Welcome to Minny, Manny!

Is Rameriz playing or managing?

[USAFChief]

Is Rameriz playing or managing?

No.

[3balls2strikes]

Twins Baseball! Because longsuffering is a virtue! (Galatians 5:22)

 

Minnesota Twins! Kirby Puckett played for us!

 

Twins Baseball! Better than lipstick on a pig!

 

Minnesota Twins! We've got prospects, yes we do! We've got prospects, how 'bout you?

 

Twins Baseball! The more we lose, the better our draft picks!

 

Minnesota Twins! Because it's summer and you could catch a foul ball! 

 

Twins Baseball! Come watch our opponents! Their prospects become stars!

[twinssporto]

 

how much better? :-)

If the fence post is leaning its better. 

 

I think.

[70charger]

Twins Baseball: Because you have to care before you’re allowed to bitch about Joe Mauer.

[Number3]

"Enjoy a summer evening at Target. Ignore the men in funny suits and hats running around and especially the numbers on the big sign in center field."

 

[dbminn]

"Analytics in Action!"

[terrydactyls]

Twins Baseball: You can't spell "Analytics" without "Anal"

 

Twins Baseball: The cure for insomnia.

[RatherBeGolfing]

Can we steal that Cubs one about "try not to suck?" Would we able to afford the trademark fees? Pohlads might not want to invest in that... had to do it. 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

"Come meet Michael Pineda this Saturday, June 22, from 10 to 1 for photos and a signing.

 

"Pineda is the Twins highest-paid player this season even though he has not appeared in any games or has yet to throw a pitch."

[Brandon]

The Minnesota Twins... the minor leagues for winners...

 

Or

 

Come watch the team before their gone to contenders

[Puckett34]

The Minnesota Twins:   Cheap way to see the Yankees, Red Sox and Astros!

[BobAzar]

To merge the Simpsons screenshot thread and this one:

 

 

[bunt_vs_the_shift]

The Minnesota Twins:

 

"Trust us."

 

(We really did win the World Series 1 time 2 times, even though half of you probably weren't even alive)

 

[Brandon]

Minnesota Twins. The answer to how beer became the solution and cause of all my problems.

[twinssporto]

The 2019 Minnesota Twins!  Come watch our minor league affiliates. They may be better than the squad put together in Minneapolis.  

 

Here's one more that would be interesting:

 

The 2019 Minnesota Twins:  Lots to cheer for!  Come out to see if Sano reports to spring training under 300 pounds.  Stick around to see if Buxton can hit above .200.  Fun for the whole family!

[Doomtints]

T.W.I.N.S.

Twins:

Winning

Is

Not
Satisfying

 

[snepp]

 

If the fence post is leaning its better.

 

You've been to my house?

[mattk]

T'ins: The wins are there, you just need to find them.

[mattk]

From "This is How We Baseball" to "Ew, How is This Baseball?"

[mikelink45]

Twins don't have to be good, but they must act nice in the clubhouse.

[wavedog]

I posted this slogan on tonight’s game thread but I’ll add it here.

 

Twins Baseball, Smell it up!