Game Thread 4/10/18 Twins vs. Astros 7:10 PM CDT

[LaBombo]

 

How's that speeding up the game thing working out? I think I'm caught in a worm hole...

 

Photon torpedo into the cable box should sort that out for you...

 

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

Photon torpedo into the cable box should sort that out for you...

 

Was Bones a mortician?

Edited April 11, 2018 by Dave The Dastardly

[Squirrel]

Well .....

[LaBombo]

The game is so slow that Bremer was too lethargic to overreact to Kep's fly out short of the warning track...

Edited April 11, 2018 by LaBombo

[ashbury]

Well .....

It's a deep subject.

[twinssporto]

 

The game is so slow that Bremer was too lethargic to overreact to Kep's fly out short of the warning track...

I doubt this will go past midnight...

[Mike Sixel]

Did you all read about the attendance in Chicago yesterday? Less than 1000 showed up...

[ashbury]

Joe Mauer with another hit! Is anyone keeping track of how many he has in his career? He's gotta be up past 1000 by now.

[Mike Sixel]

I doubt this will go past midnight...

In which timezone?

[Platoon]

The game is so slow that Bremer was too lethargic to overreact to Kep's fly out short of the warning track...

After a whole weekend of this his lips may be frostbit.

[USAFChief]

 

Did you all read about the attendance in Chicago yesterday? Less than 1000 showed up...

at what?

[ashbury]

I doubt this will go past midnight...

Oh you lucky CDT people.

[Danchat]

Time for Sano to make up for leaving 6 guys on base... hopefully it won't be 8...

[Squirrel]

 

It's a deep subject.

And sometimes circular, too.

[USAFChief]

 

Oh you lucky CDT people.

WE laugh at those CDT people.  

[USAFChief]

 

Time for Sano to make up for leaving 6 guys on base... hopefully it won't be 8...

I blame Danchat.

[Aggies7]

Can sano just get a big hit for once? My god

[Squirrel]

 

 

Did you all read about the attendance in Chicago yesterday? Less than 1000 showed up...

It was cold, snowy and wet; no sun. I wouldn't have gone, either. The Cubs game was actually postponed but the Sox played.

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

Did you all read about the attendance in Chicago yesterday? Less than 1000 showed up...

You mean to work?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Honestly I'd trade Sano for a bag of peanuts---but only if they were fresh

[Squirrel]

 

 

In which timezone?

Yes

[LaBombo]

Another at bat chalked up to Sano's Three True Outcomes: Strikeout... Home run... Pizza.

Edited April 11, 2018 by LaBombo

[Platoon]

Maybe the game isn't really that slow. When your cold everything seems to take longer.

[USAFChief]

When I got out of the Air Force, I was a substitute school teacher for a year while I looked for a real job.  I remember one time I was teaching HS Chemistry, and this one kid had it in for me.  We sorta got into it verbally, until he threw some sodium chloride at me.

 

I had to call the cops and report it.  After all, that's a salt.

[Mill1634]

Love the move to Press here. He has been dominant

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Honestly, gimme a baseball again, and I feel like I could strike out Sano myself.

 

 

And I haven't pitched since T-Ball

 

*ba-dum*

[ashbury]

Gotta throw in the towel at this point, Bring this one home, all.

[Aggies7]

Honestly I'd trade Sano for a bag of peanuts---but only if they were fresh

It’s bad man. I’m holding out hope for superstar status but these Ks are absurd. Especially with men on base.

[USAFChief]

 

Can sano just get a big hit for once? My god

You mean like the tying HR against Seattle?

[70charger]

Why would anyone subject themselves to Colin Cowherd and/or Jason Whitlock. I'd rather hit myself with a hammer.