Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 3/31/18 @ 6:05 PM

[Blake]

 

I’m coming to your house for dinner!

Some people will do anything to avoid cooking!

[IndianaTwin]

Frosty the Sano Man is a happy, jolly soul!

[Nine of twelve]

Room for everyone!!  I thought I read somewhere in the TD posting policy that all members of this web site had an open door policy.  

 

By the way, I live in Auckland, New Zealand

I'll tell my sister and her husband who live in Whakatane.

[bighat]

Attaboy Joe, nice inning shaping up here.

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

What time do you want us to show up?

Not until the Roscato is gone.

[Nine of twelve]

Sano on pace for 81 dingers and 162 RBI.

[Blake]

Remind me to never get in a drinking game when Bert is calling the game. 

 

I'll be hammered by the second inning because we know the drinking words will be "downward plane" and "productive out."

[Riverbrian]

 

Anyone cooking hasenpfeffer?

 

Schlemiel Schlimazel. Now you got that song in my head. 

 

[Blake]

 

Anyone cooking hasenpfeffer?

LaVerne and Shirley themed dinner? (boy, am I dating myself...)

 

Wow, not only ninjad but the ninjer outed the fact he's sort of dated.

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

Remind me to never get in a drinking game when Bert is calling the game. 

 

I'll be hammered by the second inning because we know the drinking words will be "downward plane" and "productive out."

What about barrel of the bat?

[Squirrel]

 

I'll tell my sister and her husband who live in Whakatane.

That looks Hawaiian not New Zealandish.

[Squirrel]

Ugh ... Aggies ... I don't like your feelings!

[Blake]

 

What about barrel of the bat?

[Riverbrian]

 

I should never have asked about Sunday dinner ... made myself hungry ... is eating my chicken dinner early a jinx?

 

Yes it is.

 

You must have Ravioli--Chef-Boy-Ardee

[USAFChief]

At Chief's house:

 

Ham

mashed potatoes with ham gravy

candied carrots

corn (we froze ourself)

stuffing

fresh bread

a couple bottles of wine (I'm thinking a nice pinot)

homemade strawberry-rhubarb pie and hijinx with the grandkids for desert

 

we're trying to eat healthier now that we're getting on in age.

[twinssporto]

 

I should never have asked about Sunday dinner ... made myself hungry ... is eating my chicken dinner early a jinx?

Don't you dare eat that chicken yet.  Chicken is good cold too.  Please wait.

[Squirrel]

 

Yes it is.

 

You must have Ravioli--Chef-Boy-Ardee

ick

[Craig Arko]

(boy, am I dating myself...)

 

I hope you got yourself flowers.

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

I'll tell my sister and her husband who live in Whakatane.

Whakatane? Wasn't that the name of the corporate skyscraper in "Die Hard"?

 

Ja! I see him!

[Nine of twelve]

At Chief's house:

 

Ham

mashed potatoes with ham gravy

candied carrots

corn (we froze ourself)

stuffing

fresh bread

a couple bottles of wine (I'm thinking a nice pinot)

homemade strawberry-rhubarb pie and hijinx with the grandkids for desert

 

we're trying to eat healthier now that we're getting on in age.

Only two bottles of wine?

[twinssporto]

 

At Chief's house:

 

Ham

mashed potatoes with ham gravy

candied carrots

corn (we froze ourself)

stuffing

fresh bread

a couple bottles of wine (I'm thinking a nice pinot)

homemade strawberry-rhubarb pie and hijinx with the grandkids for desert

 

we're trying to eat healthier now that we're getting on in age.

Make sure you grab a can of Ensure too.  

[Riverbrian]

 

That looks Hawaiian not New Zealandish.

 

It's New Zealandick

[USAFChief]

Kyle Gibson:  AS game starter, or does he get the 3rd and 4th innings?

[Squirrel]

 

I hope you got yourself flowers.

He bought some lovely foil-wrapped chocolate Easter eggs from me ...

[Nine of twelve]

Sano showing his ex-shortstop skills!

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

 

At Chief's house:

 

Ham

mashed potatoes with ham gravy

candied carrots

corn (we froze ourself)

stuffing

fresh bread

a couple bottles of wine (I'm thinking a nice pinot)

homemade strawberry-rhubarb pie and hijinx with the grandkids for desert

 

we're trying to eat healthier now that we're getting on in age.

Did it hurt to freeze yourself? I'm kinda curious 'cause I've been thinking about cremation.

[USAFChief]

 

It's New Zealandick

pfft.  "New Zealand-type..."  

 

-Bert B.

 

 

[Nine of twelve]

Kyle Gibson:  AS game starter, or does he get the 3rd and 4th innings?

He'll pitch the first four innings.

[Squirrel]

 

Whakatane? Wasn't that the name of the corporate skyscraper in "Die Hard"?

 

Ja! I see him!

Yippee ki yay

[USAFChief]

 

Did it hurt to freeze yourself? I'm kinda curious 'cause I've been thinking about cremation.

No, but the unthawing is a *****.