Guest Guests Posted July 18, 2017 Posted July 18, 2017 At the risk of being inappropriate, I have a serious question. Yesterday's minor league report said Lewis Thorpe was pitching today, but he isn't. What's the story?Also, tomorrow's Chattanooga pitcher is listed as TBD, even though it's Gonsalves's turn. Is Gonsalves going to Rochester and Thorpe to Nooga?
snepp Verified Member Posted July 18, 2017 Posted July 18, 2017 Ineligible Bartolo Downfield? Intentionally Belated DFA?
sampleSizeOfOne Verified Member Posted July 18, 2017 Posted July 18, 2017 Cristobal, discovered the first shortstop in 1492.Only a couple centuries after a Viking ship discovered the Go Long, right?
sampleSizeOfOne Verified Member Posted July 18, 2017 Posted July 18, 2017 Intentionally Belated DFA?Then what does DFA stand for... Don't Ask?
GCTF Verified Member Posted July 18, 2017 Posted July 18, 2017 Hot damn, televised here. I can see Bartolo in all his sweaty, XXXXL glory.
USAFChief Twins Daily Contributor Posted July 18, 2017 Posted July 18, 2017 Intentionally Belated DFA?Incredibly Beleaguered Defense?
GCTF Verified Member Posted July 18, 2017 Posted July 18, 2017 Incredibly Beleaguered Defense?Ich Bin eine Derliner?
USAFChief Twins Daily Contributor Posted July 18, 2017 Posted July 18, 2017 Ich Bin eine Derliner?Jah. I Bin Drinkin.
USAFChief Twins Daily Contributor Posted July 18, 2017 Posted July 18, 2017 Mrs Chief asked me today if we could have a yard sale Saturday, she wants to get rid of things around the house that are "just collecting dust." I said "OK, how 'bout we start with the vacuum cleaner?"
70charger Verified Member Posted July 18, 2017 Posted July 18, 2017 Cristobal, discovered the first shortstop in 1492. Unsurprisingly, it was in what's now the Dominican.
diehardtwinsfan Old-Timey Member Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 As entertaining as it might be to watch tonight's Twins game just to see whatever will be ... I might have to be checking in on the Miracle game with Lewis Thorpe on the mound and BRENT ROOKER IN LF!! Yup ... he's up and starting! Sounds more entertaining than the Twins-Yankees.
sampleSizeOfOne Verified Member Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 Mrs Chief asked me today if we could have a yard sale Saturday, she wants to get rid of things around the house that are "just collecting dust." I said "OK, how 'bout we start with the vacuum cleaner?"How much are ya asking for 3 feet?
diehardtwinsfan Old-Timey Member Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 As entertaining as it might be to watch tonight's Twins game just to see whatever will be ... I might have to be checking in on the Miracle game with Lewis Thorpe on the mound and BRENT ROOKER IN LF!! Yup ... he's up and starting! I would like to point out that this was a lie. Lewis Thorpe is not on the mound. For some reason, we signed former Oriole's 2B Brady Anderson to pitch. Rooker is playing.
USAFChief Twins Daily Contributor Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 True story: Mrs Chief just saw Bartolo warming up in the pen on TV. "That's not real, is it?"
Squirrel Community Moderator Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 I would like to point out that this was a lie. Lewis Thorpe is not on the mound. For some reason, we signed former Oriole's 2B Brady Anderson to pitch. Rooker is playing.Hmm ... that's what the schedule said earlier ...
USAFChief Twins Daily Contributor Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 ssssshhhhh...perfect game in progress......
Aggies7 Old-Timey Member Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 Wooohooo so pumped for this game! Go twins!
Blake Verified Member Posted July 19, 2017 Author Posted July 19, 2017 True story: Mrs Chief just saw Bartolo warming up in the pen on TV. "That's not real, is it?"With or without a bucket of extra crispy? Or was the warm up a bucket of chicken?
USAFChief Twins Daily Contributor Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 With or without a bucket of extra crispy? Or was the warm up a bucket of chicken?No.
Aggies7 Old-Timey Member Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 That's my moment of the season. The no doubt hof'er strikes out looking against a grossly overweight 44 year old
Aggies7 Old-Timey Member Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 Hilariously bad strike 1 call, but a makeup call for ball 4
USAFChief Twins Daily Contributor Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 That's my moment of the season. The no doubt hof'er strikes out looking against a grossly overweight 44 year oldBaseball, eh?
USAFChief Twins Daily Contributor Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 um, why is Granite batting 2nd?Because otherwise Girardi would protest and the hitter would be out.
USAFChief Twins Daily Contributor Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 "THREE and oh, with Mauer on deck!" drink.
Aggies7 Old-Timey Member Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 The Yankees broadcasters, for the second night in a row, want you to know that granite has a dog named jeter. #relevance
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