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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 5/22@6:05pm CT

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snepp
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Let's check...           Indeed.

Dave The Dastardly
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"Just like the warning on Preparation H “Not for Oral Use”, you know that warning is on the packaging because someone did just that and then probably complained to the company after. “Dear Preparation

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The Lone Ranger's problem was he never read John Donne. If he'd had he would have known that no man is an island. But then what kind of macho ranger wanted to be seen packing poetry books in his saddl

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Hey.....uh, Rb......I thought that Preparation H story was just between you and me......

 

http://i.imgur.com/MGeHI.gif

Don't worry, this internet fad will go away soon.  Nobody reads this stuff anyway.  It'll all be forgotten in no time.

Squirrel GOAT

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Interesting side note about Preparation H: Used by body builders to shrink the bags under their eyes.

 

No, not kidding. 

 

Don't blame me, blame Brian. Brian brought up Preparation H.

Used by everyone, not just body builders, to shrink the bags under their eyes. That's an old trick ... although I've never tried it.

Riverbrian Cooperstown

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Slow day at work today. Hopefully I have the right McCarthy.

 

Is this how you picture it Brian?

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I love it but you got the wrong McCarthy. 

 

This Guy

 

http://i.imgur.com/f7piUqV.png

 

He's the Senator from Wisconsin in the 1950's who led the Red Scare. He held senate investigations into widespread communism which led to several Hollywood folks being black-listed among others. 

 

He was instrumental in the creation of the COLD WAR!!! 

Bark's Lounge Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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I love it but you got the wrong McCarthy. 

 

This Guy

 

http://i.imgur.com/f7piUqV.png

 

He's the Senator from Wisconsin in the 1950's who led the Red Scare. He held senate investigations into widespread communism which led to several Hollywood folks being black-listed among others. 

 

He was instrumental in the creation of the COLD WAR!!! 

He was my 2nd choice. I'll have to fix it when I get home. I'm getting the hell out of this joint in a few minutes.

twinsnorth49 St Paul Saints

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I don't hold out much hope for this series.  As many posters have mentioned, the Twins simply can not handle anyone outside of their division.  One of the reasons why it is so hard to be a fan is simply because the management continues to do this year after year.

 

Our holes in our pitching is going to sink this ship.  How can anyone think Gibson is a valuable option when the guy simply cant hit the corners and his fastball tops off at 90 if he is lucky.  I wish this team would not wait so damn long to make any changes.  

I'll have to see your ticket stub sir, I'm  not sure you're supposed to be in the bleachers.

Blake All-Star

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Used by everyone, not just body builders, to shrink the bags under their eyes. That's an old trick ... although I've never tried it.

You have a friend, however, that has, right? :)

Blake All-Star

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Used by everyone, not just body builders, to shrink the bags under their eyes. That's an old trick ... although I've never tried it.

Full credit for posting that knowing full well the crowd you're dealing with. :)

Squirrel GOAT

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I think it's possible we may play this game tonight. Tomorrow? That may be another story.

Bark's Lounge Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

Bark's Lounge

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I love it but you got the wrong McCarthy. 

 

This Guy

 

http://i.imgur.com/f7piUqV.png

 

He's the Senator from Wisconsin in the 1950's who led the Red Scare. He held senate investigations into widespread communism which led to several Hollywood folks being black-listed among others. 

 

He was instrumental in the creation of the COLD WAR!!! 

Okay. How about this.

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akmanak Draft Eligible

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I understand the entire being a fan and not being negative. I get it, but I have been a fan for 20 years and you are living a pipe dream if you think Gibson gives us any shot when he is on the mound.

Dave The Dastardly Cedar Rapids Kernels

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I understand the entire being a fan and not being negative. I get it, but I have been a fan for 20 years and you are living a pipe dream if you think Gibson gives us any shot when he is on the mound.

I had a 20-year old fan that went negative after I fixed it. It sucked.

 

Personally, I've always been positively negative. That way my low expectations are always exceeded. That can almost turn a guy into a Pollyanna. Well, not like a sex change turning. Just, you know... attitude, outlook on life.

 

Speaking of which, you ever wonder there wasn't a movie about a guy Pollyanna? What? They only interviewed sports fans for the part and couldn't find a guy whose beer glass was always half full?

cmoss84 First Round Pick

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This feels like one of those games where you bet the over on every runs category thinking it will be a 9-6 game and then these guys pitch out of their minds to burn you. 

 

I don't know why, but I'm thinking we win this one 4-3. 

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Used by everyone, not just body builders, to shrink the bags under their eyes. That's an old trick ... although I've never tried it.

 

 

A friend. Yeah, right.

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Blake All-Star

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How come they're called the bleachers?

Imagine: nice spring day at the ball park. Weather is gorgeous after a long cold winter.

 

People who haven't seen the inside of a gym for the better part of a decade decide it's a good day to take off their shirts.

 

EYEBLEACH!!

 

Hence the term "Bleachers"

 

USAFChief GOAT

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I love it but you got the wrong McCarthy. 

 

This Guy

 

http://i.imgur.com/f7piUqV.png

 

He's the Senator from Wisconsin in the 1950's who led the Red Scare. He held senate investigations into widespread communism which led to several Hollywood folks being black-listed among others. 

 

He was instrumental in the creation of the COLD WAR!!! 

He might have been taken more seriously if he'd updated his map.  What are those...territories?

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