Game Thread: Twins v A's, 5/3 @ 7:10pm CT

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Sano is much improved this year, but let's keep the 9th inning ground balls to him to a minimum.

[LaBombo]

 

I just got home and the bases are loaded. We need some outs here.

 

I just got loaded and the Basses are home.  He's ok but Mrs. B. has a big mouth.

[glunn]

 

I thought Molitor was trying to manage the BP better this year. NEVER bring in your closer with a 4 run lead.

Good point.

[Aggies7]

You can take the player out of MN, but...

[glunn]

Thank you Trevor. Whew!

[DaveW]

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Dave W Breaking News Alert!

Twins Win! Twins Win! Twins Win!

This has been another Dave W Breaking News Alert

 

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[Puckett34]

whew!

[LaBombo]

 

we blame you.

 

You should be ok with it by now, Glunn.   While you were away the other night we blamed the rainout on you.

[Blake]

Winner:

 

[BoofBonser]

Thank God I don't have to witness the 8.00 ERA man himself tomorrow...
Leave it to him to ruin a streak and a sweep

[snepp]

That got far too interesting for a 3-run win.

 

 

But I'll take it.

[Danchat]

Plouffe to the rescue once again!!

[USAFChief]

 

Plouffe's got one more 6-4-3 in him, surely.

winnah.

 

send your checks to:

 

USAFChief

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Tucson, AZ,  85707

[Blake]

 

I just got home and the bases are loaded. We need some outs here.

Saved the day, I see. Just in time.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

He's one pitch away from getting into a land war in Asia...

 

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That's funny. I didn't watch the ninth inning. Instead I watched interviews with ex-pat North Koreans on how their countrymen view the U.S. Then I flipped back ... and double play.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Plouffe's got one more 6-4-3 in him, surely.

You knew that the whole time, didn't you...

 

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[mickeymental]

twins were wise to keep plouffe on the payroll.

[LaBombo]

 

That's funny. I didn't watch the ninth inning. Instead I watched interviews with ex-pat North Koreans on how their countrymen view the U.S. Then I flipped back ... and double play.

 

I'm not sure which is more surprising, the borderline miracle that Kintzler didn't blow the save, or the fact that anyone has made it out of N.K. alive and is willing to talk about it.

[Blake]

 

I thought Molitor was trying to manage the BP better this year. NEVER bring in your closer with a 4 run lead.

Yeah, I thought Molitor would bring in Tonkin then after Tonkin gave up a run, Kintzler would be brought in for the save.

[glunn]

First place in the division in May. Who would have dreamed of that?

[Blake]

 

First place in the division in May. Who would have dreamed of that?

I was sure the Twins would occupy first place in May. May of 2019.....

[Squirrel]

Is it safe to look now?

[DaveW]

 

First place in the division in May. Who would have dreamed of that?

The $150 I put on the Twins to win it all at 200:1 looks a little better right about now!

[snepp]

 

Is it safe to look now?

 

Yes, the vomit dried prior to reaching us.

[Squirrel]

Yes, the vomit dried prior to reaching us.

Ick.

 

 

 

And thank God!

[USAFChief]

 

Ick.



 

You prefer still moist?

[DaveW]

 

You prefer still moist?

Apparently TwinsDaily becomes XXXDaily after 11:30?

[Blake]

 

Yes, the vomit dried prior to reaching us.

Not really seeing the advantage here.

[David HK]

Whew---  I had to go teach classes in the top of 7-  

 

Came back to see the end of that cluster----.

 

K-k-k-k-k-intzler as the K-k-k-k-k-k-loser has never inspired much K-k-k-k-k-onfidence in me.

 

I feel like I got a virtual roller coaster ride.

 

And what's this stuff on my shirt?

[Squirrel]

You prefer still moist?

Ish.