Game Thread: Twins v A's, 5/3 @ 7:10pm CT

[Riverbrian]

 

What did he say?

 

Gotta tag and go there... there... there... there... there... there... there... there 

 

It was a deep echo

[DrNeau]

Love the G-Man's commentary so much, but the radio feed is nearly a full minute behind the MLB.TV one. Would be cool if it was Gladden & Blyleven together. They would be electric. 

 

Or, they would be cracking Coors Sprites. 

[ashbury]

Max Kepler is not a slow human being, but Byron Buxton just made him look like a different species.

[USAFChief]

Riverbrian:  is it true you're a big fan of the internet...

 

 

...you LOVE a live stream?

[Jerr]

 

Love the G-Man's commentary so much, but the radio feed is nearly a full minute behind the MLB.TV one. Would be cool if it was Gladden & Blyleven together. They would be electric. 

 

Or, they would be cracking Coors Sprites. 

Radio feeds are always behind when they are on the internet.

[Riverbrian]

 

Love the G-Man's commentary so much, but the radio feed is nearly a full minute behind the MLB.TV one. Would be cool if it was Gladden & Blyleven together. They would be electric. 

 

Or, they would be cracking Coors Sprites. 

 

I think all of our announcers are perfectly fine... I have no problem with any of them but... I'd do away with all of them and I would just place camera's and microphones on the players and coaches and present it like a reality show. 

 

Of course it would have to be on HBO because of all the cursing. 

[Riverbrian]

 

Riverbrian:  is it true you're a big fan of the internet...

 

 

...you LOVE a live stream?

 

Why yes I am and do

[Jerr]

 

Riverbrian:  is it true you're a big fan of the internet...

 

 

...you LOVE a live stream?

Waiting........

[Riverbrian]

 

Radio feeds are always behind when they are on the internet.

 

They gotta go to space and back. Gotta give it a second. 

[Danchat]

I'm thinking Rosario has broken out of that slump. He's been making contact at a very high rate so far.

[USAFChief]

Graveman has good stuff.

[Vanimal46]

Having been privileged to share a meal with SSOO, I can confirm.  Fascinating.

That was a nice of SSOO to meet you for Old Country Buffet's early bird special!

[Riverbrian]

Yeah I could have drafted Aaron Judge in the 27th round of my fantasy draft. 

 

Took Shelby Miller instead

 

 

[bighat]

Rosario just keeps getting it done here.  Encouraging to see the bats coming around for the guys we'd hoped.  Bad strikeout by Buxton there, alas.  He's on the way up but not out of the woods yet with those K's. 

[USAFChief]

 

That was a nice of SSOO to meet you for Old Country Buffet's early bird special!

SOB coulda' let me go through the line first though.

[DaveW]

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DAVE W BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN

 

 

Aaron Hicks real time update: 0-1 2 BB 1 run

 

13 BB, 8 K on the year.

 

 

This has been another Aaron Hicks real time update.

 

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[Riverbrian]

 

Graveman has good stuff.

 

He really does. Sharp backward tail on his fastball. 

[DaveW]

That was a nice of SSOO to meet you for Old Country Buffet's early bird special!

You are flying so close to the sun and don't even realize it.

[Bark's Lounge]

CAPATALIZE DAMN IT!

[ashbury]

Love the G-Man's commentary so much, but the radio feed is nearly a full minute behind the MLB.TV one. Would be cool if it was Gladden & Blyleven together. They would be electric. 

 

Or, they would be cracking Coors Sprites. 

They should consider pairing one of them with Jim Brockmire. Oh, Daddy, would that be good.

[USAFChief]

Riverbrian:  A man fell into the river in Paris.  What did the newspapers have to say?

[USAFChief]

ruh roh.  Let's get out of this with a 2-1 lead.

[Blake]

 

CAPATALIZE DAMN IT!

I normally do. Or do you prefer ALL CAPS?

[Blake]

By the way, the ball that was dropped by Oakland? Kepler's got that. 

[USAFChief]

 

By the way, the ball that was dropped by Oakland? Kepler's got that. 

I dunno.  LOOOONG run from the dugout.

[ashbury]

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Why is the guy with the Vuvuzela always one row away from me?

[David HK]

Plouffe with a productive out(s).

[Danchat]

And, of course, Plouffe hits into a double play.

 

That seems familiar, doesn't it?

[PDX Twin]

 

Riverbrian:  A man fell into the river in Paris.  What did the newspapers have to say?

He was in Seine!

[USAFChief]

 

Why is the guy with the Vuvuzela always one row away from me?

We give.  Why?