Game Thread: Twins@Rangers 4/25/17 7:05PM

[Squirrel]

I'm pretty impressed.  We don't have a lot of practice at this.

With natural talent and chemistry you don't need a lot of practice.

 

I wonder how we've managed.

[USAFChief]

 

I stepped away to take a phone call, and when I came back the score was suddenly 8-0. Whatever happened to the good old days, when that would mean we were losing?

Take more calls.

[Aggies7]

I stepped away to take a phone call, and when I came back the score was suddenly 8-0. Whatever happened to the good old days, when that would mean we were losing?

Hopefully it went better than this

[Squirrel]

What can I say? Not too many skoal women out there

No, that's not it.

 

What else you got?

[Aggies7]

No, that's not it.

What else you got?

I have many fine qualities.

[LaBombo]

 

I stepped away to take a phone call, and when I came back the score was suddenly 8-0. Whatever happened to the good old days, when that would mean we were losing?

 

It's April, Jinxy.  You wanna wait until at least the ASG before you start voodooing the boys with this kind of talk?

 

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[diehardtwinsfan]

honestly, it doesn't matter what you do with women, you usually strike out...  unless by chance you're a worthless scum bag that won't support her... then all you have to do is breath.

[Aggies7]

Criminal defense tonight

[Squirrel]

Ever wonder what happens to used baseballs?

https://www.baseballseamsco.com/collections/baseball-art/products/baseball-seam-pendant-necklaces-made-with-actual-used-baseballs?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=1+%2F%2F+Purchasers+1%25+%2F%2F+18-65%2B+%2F%2F+Image+%2F%2F+04.18.17

[USAFChief]

 

honestly, it doesn't matter what you do with women, you usually strike out...  unless by chance you're a worthless scum bag that won't support her... then all you have to do is breath.

Great...now my secret is out.

[Jerr]

 

That Gallo homerun makes me feel a bit better since I left Sano out of my fantasy lineup tonight

For that, YOU deserve this:   

Edited April 26, 2017 by Jerr

[Squirrel]

I have many fine qualities.

I'm sure you do. And we'd like to see them some time.

[Aggies7]

honestly, it doesn't matter what you do with women, you usually strike out...  unless by chance you're a worthless scum bag that won't support her... then all you have to do is breath.

But what about us scumbags who WILL support her?

[LaBombo]

It was a beautiful carom and a very nice throw by Rosie and all, but.. man, Dozier was goofing around on Twitter by the time Rua and his plow pulled into the driveway out in front of second base.

[twinssporto]

 

Criminal defense tonight

It's great to watch some decent defense after Sunday's game.  Overall so much better than last year.

[Aggies7]

I'm sure you do. And we'd like to see them some time.

WELL I NEVER!

[Jerr]

 

Ever wonder what happens to used baseballs?
https://www.baseballseamsco.com/collections/baseball-art/products/baseball-seam-pendant-necklaces-made-with-actual-used-baseballs?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=1+%2F%2F+Purchasers+1%25+%2F%2F+18-65%2B+%2F%2F+Image+%2F%2F+04.18.17

What happens to used MLB baseballs????

[Squirrel]

WELL I NEVER!

So when I PM you to do a game thread or two, you'll sign up.

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

But what about us scumbags who WILL support her?

 

I'd suggest looking for women over the age of 25. 

[USAFChief]

So my daughter went to the UofA to be a HS math teacher, spent all that money, got a good job.  Aaaannnnddddd...she had to quit.  She would get so nervous in front of people that she developed an uncontrolable, uh, flatulence problem.  

 

She decided to teach out of her home, contracting with parents of kids who needed some extra help.  She's become...

 

 

wait for it...

 

 

a private tutor.

[DiscGolfer]

Something about seeing Gomez strike out makes me happier than most other players striking out

[USAFChief]

Exciting!

[Aggies7]

So when I PM you to do a game thread or two, you'll sign up.

Look, I'm a very busy man. All part of my 5 point plan

[diehardtwinsfan]

So can we have Santana explain to the rest of our pitchers that the key to winning games is not giving up runs?

 

It really is that easy. 

 

_{in theory}

[Squirrel]

Something about seeing Gomez strike out makes me happier than most other players striking out

Sano is athletic!

[USAFChief]

 

So can we have Santana explain to the rest of our pitchers that the key to winning games is not giving up runs?

 

It really is that easy. 

 

_{in theory}

7 run innings from the offense don't hurt either.

[Jerr]

 

So my daughter went to the UofA to be a HS math teacher, spent all that money, got a good job.  Aaaannnnddddd...she had to quit.  She would get so nervous in front of people that she developed an uncontrolable, uh, flatulence problem.  

 

She decided to teach out of her home, contracting with parents of kids who needed some extra help.  She's become...

 

 

wait for it...

 

 

a private tutor.

I may be wrong but, I think you went 20 pages before your first "joke"..........   

[Blake]

 

Dammit, I knew there was an easier way!

Who needs to actually go when one has Google Earth? Laptop, Layzee boy and an internet connection and my lazy self can go all over the world.

[Squirrel]

I may be wrong but, I think you went 20 pages before your first "joke"..........   

And we're still waiting for one.

[ashbury]

Criminal defense tonight

You rang?

 

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