Article: Game Thread: Twins v Rays, 6/2 @ 7:10pm CT

[Aggies7]

Zac Brown concert? Yuck. Don't understand the country thing.

[operation mindcrime]

Wow Pressly dealing!

[Danchat]

I don't have any stats, but I've noticed that Ryan Pressly has been better as of late.

 

I hope this doesn't jinx him...

[Foghorn Leghorn]

That was disgusting Pressly, best I have seen him pitch all season

[gil4]

 

True story?

I think it was more theoretical.  I suppose someone, somewhere., was dumb enough to try it enough times to get it to work. 

[LaBombo]

 

Of course... the Twins load the bases and get their only run off a HBP...

 

"Steve Sax and his run-in with the law,   Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw...

 

  Talkin'   Dozier,    Ozzie and The Straw"

 

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Edited June 3, 2016 by LaBombo

[David HK]

 

"He hasn't had a hit in EVER!"

But, let's keep hitting Men-Dozier 2 or 3, and Plouffe 4, it's gotta work at SOME point!

 

But, there's the thing-  the one time out of 17 that it does work, Molly just goes, "See?  I was right!"

[operation mindcrime]

Zac Brown concert? Yuck. Don't understand the country thing.

Me neither

[Blake]

 

Wow Pressly dealing!

It's the new pitching coach.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Boy, you'd never even recognize that high school gymnasium sized rectangle in center from when Paul McCartney played here three years ago!

[David HK]

I'm calling solo shot right here.

[Riverbrian]

 

How was it?

 

It ain't the kind of place that I would raise my kids. 

 

It's actually cold as hell. 

 

 

[Aggies7]

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God, old Simpsons, like up til 97, were so damn good

[operation mindcrime]

That was disgusting Pressly, best I have seen him pitch all season

Filthy!

[Aggies7]

I hate when people say "vibe"

[ashbury]

I think it was more theoretical.  I suppose someone, somewhere., was dumb enough to try it enough times to get it to work. 

_{^{Shhh. Chief is an experienced card player, I was trying to see what kind of witty response I would receive.}}

[Halsey Hall]

 

It's gone under the radar how terrible Plouffe has been lately. 

Only because I've been biting my tongue.

[jimmer]

nice game Park!

[David HK]

Well, %#&@ Dick jinxed my call, cut it in half.

 

But, wow, Parky went the other way, and something good happened.  

 

Dozey?  Watching?

 

 

HEY!!! KEP!! 

[jimmer]

Kepler, oh, keep hitting young man.  Make them keep you in the majors!!!!

[John Kelsey]

 

Kepler, oh, keep hitting young man.  Make them keep you in the majors!!!!

 

This x1000

[LaBombo]

 

I'm calling solo shot right here.

 

[HitInAPinch]

So, Park get's to stay in MLB for another week to 10 days?

[Aggies7]

Kepler's family now

[HitInAPinch]

Kepler's got a great swing.  Time to look towards the future??

[jimmer]

double time!

[Guest]

Kepler takes good ABs.

[Aggies7]

Alright, Kurt, relax with the hits.

[Aggies7]

Kepler's got a great swing.  Time to look towards the future??

Started doing that on April 9th

[David HK]