Article: Game Thread: Twins v Blue Jays, 5/19 @ 7:10pm CT

[operation mindcrime]

10-30 Go Twins! \m/

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I have never seen anything like this in my entire life.

[Aggies7]

Awful

[HitInAPinch]

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[twinssporto]

Someone tell me who is a leader in that clubhouse?  This is sad.

[Dr. Evil]

10-30

[Aggies7]

Might be a SSS, but I'm thinking last year was a fluke.

[Guest]

Never heard of this Toronto pitcher. Maybe he doesn't know where not to pitch to Dozier.

Nevermind.

[PopRiveter]

Well that sure was an embarrassing strikeout.

[David HK]

 

Bert saying tuloWINTski is enraging

Heh....  I hear ya.  

 

And I even spent the 90s and some of the 80s in Chicago, having to towel off every time Harry Carey tried to pronounce Andres Galarraga...

[jimmer]

 

Harold Reynolds simply laughed just now when asked if molitor is on the hot seat.

Having watched/listened that guy on TV for quite some time (wish that wasn't true), he likely scoffed because he doesn't believe an old school HOFer would be on the hot seat. Very likely also believes Molitor shouldn't be on the hot seat.

Edited May 20, 2016 by jimmer

[Riverbrian]

 

So is Santana sent down now after that base running mistake?....

 

They gotta wait for someone to get cut from another team first. 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

After everything with Molitor and Rosario yesterday, I literally cannot believe what I just saw.

[ashbury]

Might be a SSS, but I'm thinking last year was a fluke.

Some of us were trying to politely hint that, *last* year.

[Aggies7]

After everything with Molitor and Rosario yesterday, I literally cannot believe what I just saw.

Believe everything you see.

[LaBombo]

Just replace 'City' with 'Ryan' and 'the sewer' with 'team'...

 

 

http://www.abdfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/headlines-7.jpg

Edited May 20, 2016 by LaBombo

[operation mindcrime]

See ya tomorrow! \m/

[Bark's Lounge]

To the powers that be... does anyone think it is possible we can just pretend in the game thread and make up stories and game scenarios like we are sweet, an unstoppable force bent on conquest and destruction of other MLB teams. I think that would be nice.

 

If that is disagreeable, I would gladly be happy if we could pretend I work at a poop factory and I am the taste tester. Your call.

[HitInAPinch]

http://www.quiltstudio.co.uk/acatalog/m7a.jpg

 

Yeah, that didn't help....

[David HK]

Is it over?  Is there chicken?

[Riverbrian]

 

10-30

 

That has a nice even look to it... Despite the 20 extra losses that prevent it from actually being even. 

[wavedog]

Caught stealing then the much anticipated strike out by Dozier. Nice pitching by Santana tonight - unfortunately the usual result this year. Getting too painful to watch - might be better to follow Rochester the rest of the year.

[Guest]

I have never seen anything like this in my entire life.

Willie Norwood might be an upgrade, and he's probably 60 years old.

[Aggies7]

20 wins in May last year. Hoping for 20 by summer

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Just replace 'City' with 'Ryan' and 'Sewer' with 'Twins'...

 

 

http://www.abdfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/headlines-7.jpg

You've got a subject/verb agreement problem there, my young gumshoe. Come back with a better story by next Tuesday.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Is it over?  Is there chicken?

Close your eyes and hold your nose, and lots of things taste like chicken.

[Blake]

 

Well that sure was an embarrassing strikeout.

Not that it stands out in the pantheon of embarrassing that is the Twins.

[jimmer]

Santana is still sitting in the dugout fighting tears away.  Rest of dugout is empty.

[Aggies7]

Boy, when we start winning, I hope all you bandwagoners are still here.

[LaBombo]

 

Getting too painful to watch - might be better to follow Rochester the rest of the year.

 

A team gradually being filled up with guys who can't hack it on the Twins?    That might not have the effect you're looking for.