Game Thread, Twins @ Tigers, 5/18 @ 12:10 pm CT

[LaBombo]

Dozier down on strikes again...

 

 

'Be veeewwy quiet!   We'we hunting foa fastbawls!'

 

http://www.hunter-ed.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Elmer_fudd.jpg

[gmarais66]

Mastro! Mastro! Mastro!

[operation mindcrime]

Mastroianni really came through in that spot! \m/

[gmarais66]

 

Mastroianni really came through in that spot! \m/

He really tagged that pitch...

[James]

 

Don't jinx it, the game's not over yet.

How do I jinx not getting shut out?  They already scored a run. 

 

http://rampages.us/templerun/wp-content/uploads/sites/6082/2015/05/confused-meme-3.jpg

[PopRiveter]

All season, this team has been the best in the league at trailing by 3 runs. I'm glad they've gotten this game back to their comfort zone. 

PS-this is the eight, not ninth, Mr Bremer

[operation mindcrime]

Two turds enter, one turd leaves...

 

http://edushyster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/thunderdome.jpg

If T.R. is master then who's blaster? \m/

[LaBombo]

 

How do I jinx not getting shut out?  They already scored a run. 

 

http://rampages.us/templerun/wp-content/uploads/sites/6082/2015/05/confused-meme-3.jpg

 

 

"Forget it,  James,   it's TwinkyTown."

 

http://www.dvdizzy.com/images/c/chinatown-04.jpg

[LaBombo]

 

 

If T.R. is master then who's blaster? \m/

 

My vote is Bruno,  I guess.    Bucky Buchanan if he were still around.

[operation mindcrime]

I have a feeling there'll be some homers hit during this homestand! \m/

[James]

http://www.usadojo.com/Images/articles-photos/gary-lee/40-brooms/brooms.jpg

[nicksaviking]

 

How do I jinx not getting shut out?  They already scored a run. 

 

http://rampages.us/templerun/wp-content/uploads/sites/6082/2015/05/confused-meme-3.jpg

 

If you doubt this team couldn't find a way to lose a run, I think you have vastly overunderrated them.

[wavedog]

Swept again - complete system failure

[gmarais66]

Mauer should change his number to 43...

[big dog]

This is so pathetic.  No fire.  No enthusiasm.  Can't field.  Can't hit.  Just pathetic.

[Blake]

Time to shuffle the chairs again on Team Twintanic.

[DaveW]

Wow.

[Mike Sixel]

"see, PH for Suzuki is stupid"......post game words....

[LaBombo]

8th time the Twins have been swept in a series this year,  doubling the number of 3 game series they were swept in during the entire 2016 season.

[gmarais66]

 

This is so pathetic.  No fire.  No enthusiasm.  Can't field.  Can't hit.  Just pathetic.

Yeah, but they didn't get shutout...

[Aggies7]

Yeah, no need to fire anyone. Just let it ride.

[LaBombo]

 

 

I have a feeling there'll be some homers hit during this homestand! \m/

 

Home runs,  or...

 

 

relentlessly cheerful and unrealistically optimistic Twins fans?

[Pardon My Dinger]

"Good game, Rogers. We're going to have to send you down though." - Molitor

[Aggies7]

 

8th time the Twins have been swept in a series this year,  doubling the number of 3 game series they were swept in during the entire 2016 season.

I haven't swept my kitchen floor 8 times this year.

[PopRiveter]

Thanks all for softening the misery

[operation mindcrime]

My vote is Bruno, I guess. Bucky Buchanan if he were still around.

Kolton Kendrick works as well! \m/

[operation mindcrime]

I haven't swept my kitchen floor 8 times this year.

I use a vacuum! \m/

[LaBombo]

 

I haven't swept my kitchen floor 8 times this year.

 

My bad, one of those sweeps,  against Baltimore,  included a rain postponement,  so they'll have a chance to unsweep that series in the makeup game,   if they haven't been contracted by then.

[Vanimal46]

I'm one level away from being Randy Quaid in Major League...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAZU6DYwTDM

[nicksaviking]

Remember a couple years ago how everyone got upset when Dave St. Peter implied that the 25th man on the roster didn't make much of a difference?

 

Well Michael Tonkin was the 25th guy and he has been the only awesome thing about this team, yet he clearly hasn't made a difference, because this team still stinks.

 

Sooooo, I think everyone owes DSP an apology, he was totally right.