Game Thread: Twins at Astros, 5/3/16 @ 7:10 PM CT

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Thanks for the warning in advance; I just went and made a screenshot of nytwinsfan's *epic* rant.

No worries, always33. The Library of Congress now documents all TwinsDaily game thread posts for posterity, like they do Twitter posts. 

[Riverbrian]

 

Good lord it was a joke. Surely not the first time sexual innuendo was used on here. I've read it plenty of times in my short time here. I'll refrain from posting.

 

It wasn't the first time and it won't be the last. 

 

It's all a symptom of what has gone wrong in total tonight. People start getting frustrated and it spreads on to others. 

 

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

So um... Seventh inning joke time?

 

(Reaches into old camp story joke bag...)

 

Apparently Clydesdales suffer horribly from birds nesting in their hair.

 

And the stable boys didn't know how to help 'em...

 

So someone (presumably Chief?) suggested applying yeast.

 

It did the trick. So they asked how he knew...

 

The response:

 

"Oh, Yeast is Yeast and Nest is Nest, and Never the Mane shall Tweet."

[Dozier's Glorious Hair]

 

This fella would like to have a word with you

 

http://www.newnownext.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Bryce-Harper-hair1.jpg

 

That's a clown haircut, bro. Just a Poor Man's Dozier, really.

Edited May 4, 2016 by Dozier's Glorious Hair

[twinssporto]

 

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/kekbfm.com/files/2013/01/floyd.jpg

I want to know who knocked on formica!  C'mon!  know your hard surface. Pathetic.....

[AlwaysinModeration]

So um... Seventh inning joke time?

 

(Reaches into old camp story joke bag...)

 

Apparently Clydesdales suffer horribly from birds nesting in their hair.

 

And the stable boys didn't know how to help 'em...

 

So someone (presumably Chief?) suggested applying yeast.

 

It did the trick. So they asked how he knew...

 

The response:

 

"Oh, Yeast is Yeast and Nest is Nest, and Never the Mane shall Tweet."

Did you just think that one up?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Did you just think that one up?

No, i heard it when i was a kid.

[formerly33]

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out! We don't allow noble gases here!" Argon doesn't react.

[Riverbrian]

In case anybody is waiting for the update. 

 

Park has now homered every 10.29 At Bats. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

How do you get down off an elephant?

[LaBombo]

 

"Oh, Yeast is Yeast and Nest is Nest, and Never the Mane shall Tweet."

 

 

So horse hair and I are the only two life forms in the known universe without a Twitter account...

[DiscGolfer]

Will that be the break we need?

[Riverbrian]

 

How do you get down off an elephant?

 

How do you get down off an Elephant?

 

You know Ed McMahon would have to exactly repeat Johnny to do it like Ed would normally do it. 

[AlwaysinModeration]

I really wish Sano had not been called out. Might have been worth a challenge. Altuve kept the tag on but the tag came loose a bit, and Sano's other foot came on the bag.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

In case anybody is waiting for the update. 

 

Park has now homered every 10.29 At Bats.

Does that mean he has 73 At Bats?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out! We don't allow noble gases here!" Argon doesn't react.

maybe you should explain it to Argon?

[LaBombo]

 

 

In case anybody is waiting for the update. 

 

Park has now homered every 10.29 At Bats. 

 

Hope they can get Sano up to speed too. 

 

Park and Wreck,   baby!

 

http://ianthomasmalone.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Parks-Recreation-Andy-Ron.jpg

Edited May 4, 2016 by LaBombo

[sampleSizeOfOne]

How do you get down off an Elephant?

 

You know Ed McMahon would have to exactly repeat Johnny to do it like Ed would normally do it.

You don't... (Get down off an Elephant)

 

You get down off a Duck. (Or other water fowl, i believe? I don't know if that includes Penguins or not)

[Riverbrian]

 

Does that mean he has 73 At Bats?

 

72 

 

That's also how many different species of "At Bat" that are native to the state of Vermont. 

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Good lord it was a joke. Surely not the first time sexual innuendo was used on here. I've read it plenty of times in my short time here. I'll refrain from posting.

No, it certainly is not, keep posting, don't be a martyr. I just want to be respectful of the women who post daily to the game threads. I know they exist and are on the game threads daily.

[formerly33]

 

maybe you should explain it to Argon?

"Don't feel too badly. I'm just making lame chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon."

[sampleSizeOfOne]

"Don't feel too badly. I'm just making lame chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon."

Where'd they go?

[wavedog]

Tie it up Sano!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

"Don't feel too badly. I'm just making lame chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon."

you are good

[wavedog]

Well, so much for that. Plouffe's turn.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Where'd they go?

she will explain it to you!

[LaBombo]

Sano with the check swing offer at a 52 footer.

 

I think it's safe to say that he's pressing a bit.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

72 

 

That's also how many different species of "At Bat" that are native to the state of Vermont.

I stand corrected...

[Riverbrian]

 

Where'd they go?

 

According to Greek Mythology... They set off in search of the Golden Fleece. I don't remember what happened after that. 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Sano with the check swing offer at a 52 footer.

 

I think it's safe to say that he's pressing a bit.

Agree. Maybe it's time to move Byung Ho Park to the clean up spot for a while.