Game Thread: Twins v Cleveland, 4/27 @ 7:10pm CT

[Brock Beauchamp]

If you say so.

There's a high probability that outing ends with three walks, a few runs, and Meyer is yanked from the game so yeah, I say so.

 

It's common sense not to use an inexperienced player in that situation because not only can it go horribly wrong, you've just got into the guy's head in future appearances.

 

If he comes into a game, it should be a clean inning. Put the guy into a position to succeed, not fail.

[jimmer]

 

Dick just peed in his pants.

probably a common occurance.

[Ultima Ratio]

 

Don't know if this helps,   but I'm pretty sure I saw his car in the Costco parking lot earlier today...

 

 

Funny, my friend's sister drove that for a year or two about 15 years ago.

[Aggies7]

Funny, my friend's sister drove that for a year or two about 15 years ago.

Was she hot?

[David HK]

 

You wrongly assume our plan isn't to convert all our starters to relievers and all relievers to starters.  All a part of our plan to move to a 12 man rotation or is it 13 man pen....  It's science.

Yer blinding me with that kind of science.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMWGXt979yg

[spinowner]

 

Excuse me while I wipe the egg off my face.

But I have just been informed Meyer is slotted to start Saturday. A friend of a friend works for the Twins and he is 5 for 5 regarding accuracy of information

Interesting.

[tobi0040]

Dick just peed in his pants.

He should talk to his doctor. He may have BPH, I learn about these things when I watch golf, or CNBC

[jimbo92107]

 

Don't know if this helps,   but I'm pretty sure I saw his car in the Costco parking lot earlier today...

 

 

Ah, the new Ford Taurus for 2016 is in!

[DiscGolfer]

Looks like Bane playing in right

[Ultima Ratio]

 

Was she hot?

She and her sister were both acceptable.

[ScrapTheNickname]

This fits in with the discussion of how to pronounce the rookie's name and the thing that held up Dozier's game-tying homerung:

 

Boreas is god of the north wind and of winter!

[Aggies7]

Yer blinding me with that kind of science.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMWGXt979yg

Science!

[LaBombo]

 

You wrongly assume our plan isn't to convert all our starters to relievers and all relievers to starters.  All a part of our plan to move to a 12 man rotation or is it 13 man pen....  It's science.

 

Well,    my brain is half the size (or less) of a GM's,    so it's not surprising that the underlying strategy is beyond me.

 

Edited April 28, 2016 by LaBombo

[Willihammer]

 

She and her sister were both acceptable.

Pics?

 

(hey its worth a shot)

[tobi0040]

Interesting.

Now he tells me not 100 percent but almost

 

This is like that time Lloyd traded the Mutt Cuttz van for the scooter and totally redeemed himself.

[Riverbrian]

 

Dick just peed in his pants.

 

I know that sounds horrible

 

But he can't just get up and use the bathroom while a game is going on. They got work to do. 

 

That's how they deal with it.

 

[LaBombo]

 

If Meyer is not the next pitcher he won't pitch tonight unless the game gets out of hand or goes 17 innings

 

"Your wish is granted"

 

Edited April 28, 2016 by LaBombo

[Willihammer]

 

Excuse me while I wipe the egg off my face.

But I have just been informed Meyer is slotted to start Saturday. A friend of a friend works for the Twins and he is 5 for 5 regarding accuracy of information

Cool. With any luck he'll lineup against Pelfrey.

[Riverbrian]

 

Funny, my friend's sister drove that for a year or two about 15 years ago.

 

The SLUT!!!

 

 

Sorry... 

 

I'm gonna ban myself. 

 

I won't be able to play for awhile. 

[tobi0040]

Two consecutive Dumb and Dumber references. You know you are alright River

[Brock Beauchamp]

Cool. With any luck he'll lineup against Pelfrey.

Longest. Game. Ever. Pelfrey wanders around the mound for 57 minutes while Meyer walks 17 batters in five innings.

 

Final score, 37 to stopped counting.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Geez, just noticed that Scorpion has dubbed in for Arica in right.

[Brock Beauchamp]

Arcia actually played that ball off the wall correctly.

[Mike Sixel]

So, Meyer can't pitch because he maybe will start. How about duffey? I assume he maybe might start, or is maybe hurt......so probably he won't pitch tonight?

 

They are somehow short bench and pitchers? Is that the theory?

[Aggies7]

Geez, just noticed that Scorpion has dubbed in for Arica in right.

Sub zero

[Brock Beauchamp]

Geez, just noticed that Scorpion has dubbed in for Arica in right.

He's going to fight Sub-Zero in the outfield during the stretch.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Sub zero

Right you are.

[Brock Beauchamp]

So, Meyer can't pitch because he maybe will start. How about duffey? I assume he maybe might start, or is maybe hurt......so probably he won't pitch tonight?

 

They are somehow short bench and pitchers? Is that the theory?

Stop trying to figure it out. It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a turd.

[LaBombo]

 

Suzuki's OPS is almost .600 now.

 

I'd like to think that Prince would have wanted us to party like it's 0.599.

 

http://s1.dmcdn.net/WM_5s/280x157-Ewa.jpg

[FormerMinnasotan]

Not the start I hoped for Berrios, but then again Duffey only lasted 2 innings and gave up 6 runs to have a nifty ERA of 27. And Matt Garza (the last highly touted pitcher before Berrios) went 2 2/3 innings gave up 7 runs to sport a nifty 23.62 ERA in his first start. So we need to relax (as does Jose). If he can calm down and pitch his game he will be fine.