Game Thread: Twins v Cleveland, 4/27 @ 7:10pm CT

[LaBombo]

 

Up to you, Zuke.

 

Honest to God,   my mind did that split second autofill thing and filled in the words between Up and Zuke,   and gave me 'Up yours,  Zuke'.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

I'm saying Yes

 

If I don't say that... I should turn the channel to see what's on Food Network. 

I wasn't thinking the same thing but

 

I agree

[jimmer]

wow.

[jimbo92107]

Whoops, mental error by Nunez. Order is restored to the world. 

[jimmer]

setting up the force play.

[LaBombo]

 

If I don't say that... I should turn the channel to see what's on Food Network. 

 

"100 people surveyed,    number one answer still on the board,    show us....    FOOD!"

[Riverbrian]

Napoli is trying to swing a tree trunk...

 

Throw it up and in again. 

[jimmer]

we'll take it.

[Riverbrian]

 

Napoli is trying to swing a tree trunk...

 

Throw it up and in again. 

 

Or down and out

 

That works to

[glunn]

Can they walk off one more time? Would that be a record?

[LaBombo]

 

Can they walk off one more time?

 

You mean like after they win,   right?

[jimbo92107]

Beautiful low 2-seamer by Trevor May for strike three looking on Napoli. Just catches the low outside corner. The man could be a closer, middle relief, or a starter. Too much versatility for his own good. 

[Bark's Lounge]

It's gonna take some great belief, but this game can still be had.

[Jham]

We should have a contest for who can recite Dick's 9th inning monologue with the most accuracy.  I mean, somebody remind the difference between endings and finishes again.

[Ultima Ratio]

I don't think I've every seen Rosario take three pitches in a row.  Of course, he follows that up by swinging at ball three and four.

[AlwaysinModeration]

I don't remember the beginning or ending of his monologue

[Puckett34]

My gut says that Santana gets on here and Dozier walks them off.  Could be heartburn though

[Riverbrian]

 

Can they walk off one more time? Would that be a record?

 

I don't know but it would spin me round round

[DiscGolfer]

nice, runner on.  Bunt time?

[LaBombo]

 

I don't think I've every seen Rosario take three pitches in a row.  Of course, he follows that up by swinging at ball three and four.

 

If that doesn't confuse the opposition,   maybe squirting an inky black cloud will do it.

[Jham]

 

I don't remember the beginning or ending of his monologue

 

Are you sure you don't remember the beginning, but you never forget the finish?

[DiscGolfer]

Now that's how you should move a runner over

[LaBombo]

 

 

My gut says that Santana gets on here and Dozier walks them off.  Could be heartburn though

 

     ?

[Riverbrian]

 

If that doesn't confuse the opposition,   maybe squirting an inky black cloud will do it.

 

I got away with a lot more stuff when I finally learned to do that. 

[LaBombo]

 

My gut says that Santana gets on here and Dozier walks them off.  Could be heartburn though

 

 

Heartburn it is.

 

Dang,    you had me goin'    for a minute or two.

[Jham]

I had the strangest dream that Alex Meyer had been called up to pitch out of the pen.  I gotta stop eating leftover gumbo right before bed.

[Ultima Ratio]

Indians broadcast confident that pitching around/walking Mauer is the right move.

[DiscGolfer]

I'd like to see one of those Mauer doubles here

[LaBombo]

 

Indians broadcast confident that pitching around/walking Mauer is the right move.

 

'Indians broadcast team's expectations hopelessly lowered by nearly 70 year championship drought.'

[Riverbrian]

And so it ends