Minnesota Simpsons Thread Contest

[Loosey]

The Pohlads new mantra:

[DaveW]

Max Kepler gets called up to AAA and quickly finds himself being influenced by his teammate Arcia.

 

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[DaveW]

More troubling news for former Twin Ron Washington

 

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[DaveW]

Chuck Knoblauch Tries a home remedy to fix the yips

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[BobAzar]

Every time a prospect gets hurt:

 

 

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[DaveW]

Terry Ryan hard at work on trade deadline day

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[DaveW]

Pohlad, Ryan and Molitor looking forward to their early October plans:

 

[DaveW]

Ricky Nolasco impatiently waiting to hear if he was in fact traded to San Diego.

 

[DaveW]

TR informs major deadline pickup Kevin Jepsen that he is now a Twin:

 

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[DaveW]

Pictured: Terry Ryan after trading two young project-able pitching prospects for KJep.

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[drjim]

Twins Daily readers immediately flock to the internet to respond to the latest trade.

 

[woolywoolhouse]

How the Twins' front office wishes they could respond to the Online Community around the Trade Deadline.

 

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[Mike Sixel]

Admittedly, this is not the Simpson's

 

TR introduces his newest acquisition:

 

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[LaBombo]

Long after he moved on from the Twins, Ricky Nolasco still reminisced fondly about playing for Terry Ryan...

 

 

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[USAFChief]

This thread:

 

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[Willihammer]

Bullpen coach Eddie Guardado answers a phone call from Monitor

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[70charger]

Neil Allen looks at Trevor May in the bullpen:

 

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[DaveW]

Blaine Boyer appears in his 48th game of the 2015 season.

 

[James]

Pictured: Blaine Boyer explains how he got a job out of spring training:

 

[James]

Pictured: Brian Dozier learns he's been selected to the 2015 MLB All-Star Game

 

[DaveW]

Pictured: Boyer vs Bautista, Donaldson and Encarnacion goes as expected.

 

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[DaveW]

 

Pictured: Brian Dozier learns he's been selected to the 2015 MLB All-Star Game

 

Not original gif. It has a spongebob doll in the background. Minus 5 points, no Twins tickets for you!

[James]

 

Not original gif. It has a spongebob doll in the background. Minus 5 points, no Twins tickets for you!

Wow.  I didn't even notice that.  Good catch.

 

My post was bad, and I feel bad.

[DaveW]

Twins vs BlueJays

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[Cap'n Piranha]

Pictured: Terry Ryan, while hooked up to a lie detector, claims he understands and uses advanced metrics.

 

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[Cap'n Piranha]

Pictured: Terry Ryan delivers a tasty treat to his bullpen.

 

[Cap'n Piranha]

Pictured: Terry Ryan's philosophy on making trades.

 

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[DaveW]

Pictured: Terry Ryan with his FA prize: Boyer. 3/15/15

 

Pictured: Ryan+Boyer 4/15/15

 

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Pictured: Ryan+Boyer 5/15/15

 

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Boyer+Ryan 7/1/15

 

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Pictured: 7/20/15 TwinsDaily to Terry Ryan re: Boyer "Your coddling him too much!"

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Pictured: 8/4/15 (hopefully) Ryan+Boyer

 

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[70charger]

Kennys Vargas running the bases:

 

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(He should just hit more home runs...)

[70charger]

Me (and probably most fans) when the Twins bullpen comes in.

 

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