Minnesota Simpsons Thread Contest

[DaveW]

Can we please sticky this topic? It's a shame it went a few weeks without update

[DaveW]

"We are losing money here! We need a new stadium and you fine taxpayers to float us the money for it, PLEASE!"- Pohlad+DSP

 

[DaveW]

Checking in with Devin Dubnyk and our friends at Wild Extra.

 

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[DaveW]

Oh Look, its a Twinsnorth49 blog post!

 

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[DaveW]

Mike Yeo delivers yet another one of his patented motivational speeches during the 2nd intermission.

 

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[Willihammer]

"Experienced" lefty moments before Twins invite to audition for LOOGY role on 2016 pen..

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[Willihammer]

Annual "flu bug" sweeps through Twins clubhouse just a few hours after Eduardo Nunez treats team to home made paella

 

[Willihammer]

After DSP calls in sick, TR is put in charge of non-baseball operations for a day

 

[Willihammer]

After BH Park goes "yard," interpreter translates a reporters post-game quip into Korean:

 

[Willihammer]

2nd year utilityman Ed Nunez flashes ID to incredulous Ft Myers security staff:

 

[DaveW]

 

After DSP calls in sick, TR is put in charge of non-baseball operations for a day

I'm dying here.

[DaveW]

Pictured: Terry Ryan in negotiations with Pelfrey to come back for just one more year.

 

[DaveW]

Pictured: The Twins find yet another intriguing arm to fill out the pen.

 

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[DaveW]

The Twins front office staff celebrate with their Christmas gifts from the Pohlad family.

 

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[DaveW]

Pictured: Nunez fields a routine ground ball.

 

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[DaveW]

Arica fields a line drive to the gap.

 

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[drjim]

So, so good.

[DaveW]

The Twins decide against trading for Ardolis Chapman...

 

[Joe A. Preusser]

Joe Mauer realizes he can finally endorse Head & Shoulders.

 

[Joe A. Preusser]

What Twins Daily posters used to do before they could come here and rant.

 

[Joe A. Preusser]

Rick Anderson with a direct line to his pitchers' brains.

 

[Joe A. Preusser]

Pavano flashing the money maker.

 

[Joe A. Preusser]

Whatever worked to get us through the 90 loss seasons.

 

[Joe A. Preusser]

Insert Kennys Vargas joke here.

 

[Joe A. Preusser]

Apparently I'm really into this thread

[DaveW]

Apparently I'm really into this thread

Doing some great work. You and vanimal are the MVPs of this thread, shoot me some dates you want a pair of Twins tickets for (not opening day) and I will shoot them your way.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Whatever worked to get us through the 90 loss seasons.

 

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That did work......

[DaveW]

 

Joe Mauer's 2016 off-season secret weapon.

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[DaveW]

Twins Daily Users Finally get to the bottom of the Twins Rev/Exp.

 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: TR experiences a moment of self-doubt on where he stands in his GM career. Then immediately goes back to his day thinking nothing of it again. 

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