Minnesota Simpsons Thread Contest

[redstorm]

Oswaldo Arcia purchasing his toothpaste

http://www.mediabistro.com/prnewser/files/2013/02/simpsons-weight-gain-300x225.jpg

[Joe A. Preusser]

 

Doing some great work. You and vanimal are the MVPs of this thread, shoot me some dates you want a pair of Twins tickets for (not opening day) and I will shoot them your way.

Thanks, maybe I'll take you up on that

[Joe A. Preusser]

Joe Everyman and his family react after Perk blows another August save.

 

 

 

[Joe A. Preusser]

Greetings friend!  I am going door to door to gauge interest in public funding to replace the Metrodome.

 

[Joe A. Preusser]

One of Blyleven's lesser known pranks.

 

[Joe A. Preusser]

TR's press conference strategy.

 

[DaveW]

Brock, Nick, Dan Gladden and Parker this morning:

 

http://41.media.tumblr.com/3cb52f4a247f48d5810d4b574ebbb7ad/tumblr_modke89Cks1somw7ho1_1280.png

 

 

 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Miguel Sano reveals exactly what he did to lose 5 pounds this off-season.... 

http://favim.com/orig/201107/31/bart-cartoon-homer-homer-simpson-simpsons-Favim.com-117705.jpg

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Another inside look at how Miguel Sano and Oswaldo Arcia got into shape this off-season.... 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/14xSZmhnD4Fjyw/giphy.gif
 

[Otto von Ballpark]

How Miguel Sano "lost" 5 lbs this winter:

 

[Cap'n Piranha]

Pictured: Joe Mauer suffers an injury at the annual Mauer Family Football Game.

 

[Cap'n Piranha]

Pictured: Terry Ryan finds his new head trainer.

 

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-j4-475O3Gtc/VQi1hPh4xHI/AAAAAAAAAfo/EzNKLNy3FBo/s1600/doctorb.jpg

[Cap'n Piranha]

Pictured:  The Twins customer service department patiently listens to their season ticket holders' concerns.

 

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/a3/a36c83c1112fa903e7ea7e22bc5e4be84aa896ceb2785cdb8381c54e03224870.jpg

[Cap'n Piranha]

Pictured: Jim Pohlad discusses job security with Terry Ryan.

 

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YrBindCqvIc/UeWtuaG-ozI/AAAAAAAAAFA/IzsyV9Rhebo/s1600/Mr.+Burns.jpg

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: "Hey Carlos, this is Terry Ryan with the Minnesota Twins. Did I catch you at a good time?" 
CQ: "Yeah sure Terry, just rehabbing this knee, I'm nearly 100% now!" 
TR: "Great to hear Carlos! I know you haven't played ball in a couple of years, but how would you like to try out for the Twins?"
CQ: "That would be great, Terry! I can't wait to start cashing your checks for a month."
TR: "Fantastic. Dave will fax over the paperwork, and we'll see you in March!"
CQ: Oh ****, Terry believed that I'm actually healthy? 

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3700000/S6E1-Bart-Of-Darkness-the-simpsons-3754994-500-400.jpg

 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Future look at Carlos Quentin's knee after chasing down a bases clearing triple off of Buddy Bosher this spring. 


 

[DaveW]

Eddie Rosario tries to pull a fast one on the Twins FO

 

http://i67.tinypic.com/14jxgk5.jpg

[DaveW]

"No I am NOT interested in trading Plouffe, stop calling me!!!"- TR

http://i63.tinypic.com/1608ne8.jpg

[cberkholz]

TR waiting by the phone.  Hoping someone wants to trade for Ricky Nolasco.

 

[Otto von Ballpark]

Have you all seen this?

https://frinkiac.com

 

An article about it here:

http://www.avclub.com/article/frinkiac-search-engine-can-find-screencaps-simpson-231690

[DaveW]

 

Have you all seen this?

https://frinkiac.com

 

An article about it here:

http://www.avclub.com/article/frinkiac-search-engine-can-find-screencaps-simpson-231690

Yeah. Game. Changer.

[Vanimal46]

Pictured:
JP: "What are you guys doing?!" 
DSP & TR: "Nothing Mr. Pohlad, promise!"
JP: "Are you guys messing with my budget numbers again?"
TR: "Well, we thought if we moved around some things, we would have more money to put into the payroll..."
JP: "You thought WHAT?! Are you INSANE?"
DSP & TR: "Sorry Mr. Pohlad. It won't happen again...."



 

[Vanimal46]

Not Pictured: "Hey Brian, let's prank call Terry...." 

Pictured:
TR: "Hello this is Terry with the Minnesota Twins."
BC: "Hey Terry, Brian Cashman with the Yanks." 
TR: "What can I do ya for Brian?"
BC: "You've made it perfectly clear that you're not entertaining any offers for Plouffe. But there's another minor leaguer we're interested in pursuing."

TR: "Oh yeah, who's that?" 
BC: "He's down in Chattanooga. I believe his name is Aman."
TR: "Aman?"
BC: "Yeah, you know. Aman D'Hugginkiss!" *hangs up laughing*
TR: "Why I oughta!!!"

http://www.manux.tv/fotos_temas/3935-Moe%20Szyslak%20-%20014.jpg

 

[Otto von Ballpark]

 

Yeah. Game. Changer.

We could just automate this whole thread!  Pair keywords from every Twins Daily article title with a screen grab.

 

I just tried it with "Trevor Plouffe and the mid market payroll"

 

 

 

[Otto von Ballpark]

More from the Frinkiac...

 

"Torii Hunter And Announcer John Gordon Named To Twins Hall of Fame"

 

[GCTF]

Twins announce Carlos Quentin signing.

 

 

 

 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: The REAL reason why Joe Mauer has been experiencing blurred vision....


 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: What people look like to Mauer during day games.... 


 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Joe Mauer trying to time up that 84 MPH change up right down the pipe on May 31, 2016 2:15 PM. 


 

[formerly33]

Assorted Twins fans frantically scramble to put Frinkiac to good use.

 

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/longest-running-the-simpsons-431x300.jpg

 

(Not sure why they seem to need a little assistance, but ... )

 

The ultimate plight of every TD member who chooses to ignore the head man's warning: