Minnesota Simpsons Thread Contest

[DaveW]

How it works:

Post a classic Simpsons image along with a Twins related (or baseball related, but lets keep in most Twins related) caption.

 

The winner (chosen by me) at the end of August will win a pair of Twins tickets to a September game (They will be nosebleeds FYI)

 

Examples:
Pictured: TR with his prospects in their original packaging, talking trades with other GM's.

 

http://theswca.com/images-misc/RALPH3.JPG

 

 

 

 

Pictured: GM Terry Ryan asks Jim Pohlad for permission to add payroll at the deadline.

http://oi58.tinypic.com/2gue72e.jpg

 

Pictured: Chuck Knoblauch getting ready for his Twins HOF ceremony.

 

http://stuffpoint.com/the-simpsons/image/72991-the-simpsons-bart-drunk.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pictured: Carlos Silva enjoys his pre-game meal.

http://photos.state.gov/libraries/amgov/3234/week_4/1022012_7-krusty_jpg_300.jpghttp://static1.businessinsider.com/image/50bfcd6b69beddf42e000038-480/homer-simpson-all-you-can-eat-seafood.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

[DaveW]

Pictured: Twins fans when May is brought into yet another 5 run game.

 

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgpfc1DfU01qeweuno1_1280.jpg

Edited July 30, 2015 by DaveW

[DaveW]

Pictured: Torii Hunter teaches the youngsters some veteran techniques.

 

http://images.rapgenius.com/2f3f5a8e53f22a2ec3725da90ccb3e6a.640x360x16.gif

 

 

[Cap'n Piranha]

Pictured: Terry Ryan on whether his bullpen is at risk of burning down.

 

  http://i.imgur.com/CoDcWqn.gif

[awinter]

 

Can someone teach me how to add an image?

[Cap'n Piranha]

Pictured: Oswaldo Arcia, on his new, healthy, eating habits.

 

[Cap'n Piranha]

Pictured: Terry Ryan with a chart of his top trade targets.

 

http://www.hardballtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Burns-Roster-annotated.png

[FattCrapps]

JR: "Do you have any RP's available?"

 

A.J. Preller: "Yeah, a couple..."

 

http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/radiobart2_thumb.png?w=512&h=384

[DaveW]

Ricky Nolasco goes for a quick stroll after signing a 4 year contract with the Twins:

 

[dougkoebernick]

PICTURED: Paul Molitor and Terry Ryan letting the Twins Daily posters what they think of their reactionary posts. 

 

http://media1.giphy.com/media/130HITF1ekbUhq/giphy.gif

 

Edited July 30, 2015 by dougkoebernick

[DaveW]

Paul Molitor teaches Brian Dozier the fine art of bunting.

 

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2739484/mr-burns-bunt-o.gif

[DaveW]

Paul Molitor deciding whether Boyer or Fien will pitch the 8th

 

http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/krustyhomer.jpg

[DaveW]

 

Sid Hartwell writing his latest Twins column.

http://www.hwdyk.com/q/images/thefront_05.jpg

[DaveW]

Twins fans patiently waiting for a move at the trade deadline.

 

[DaveW]

Anthony Swarzak finds a career post baseball.

http://i.imgur.com/1mq1ssY.jpg

[DaveW]

Trevor May languishing away in the bullpen.

 

 

 

[Willihammer]

Jack Goin explains DIPS theory to Rob Antony

 

 

 

[Willihammer]

Jim Pohlad discusses a contract extension with Terry Ryan

 

 

[GCTF]

From 2007....Sidney Ponson prepares for his final Twins start.

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/S4I8e.jpg

[drjim]

This is awesome. And that is full extent I can contribute with my creativity and Simpsons memory.

[70charger]

"Hey guys, we signed Tim Stauffer to shore up the bullpen."

 

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g16/MidgetBottle/reactionimages/1253987453692.jpg

 

 

[70charger]

The average Twins Daily poster talking about the front office.

 

http://memestorage.com/_nw/57/73284090.jpg

[70charger]

http://i0.wp.com/www.ruthlessreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/simpsonsOLD.png

 

"Dammit, Ervin. For the last time I'm not trying that."

[ChiliGivesUsTheRuns]

Someone got ahold of the Pohlad's notebook:

 

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me47z1Rsye1qztjn5o1_500.png

[Willihammer]

Molitor, Guardado, and Neil Allen discuss relief strategies during a tie game.

 

 

[Willihammer]

At 1:41, Aaron Hicks arrives for 12:00 team meeting.

 

[Willihammer]

Dan Gladden and Cory Provus' hotel after week 3 at Ft Myers

 

 

[ChiliGivesUsTheRuns]

I thought about hanging with Gardy during his year off.  Let's check his calendar:

 

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p4q2kUpO1qztjn5o1_500.png

[DaveW]

Brock goes to work on fixing those damn auto play ads on Twins Daily

1pm

 

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/arts/television/2013/09/130924_CBOX_Alt.nerd.simpsons.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.nerd.simpsons.jpg

 

 

1:01 pm

 

http://snpp.zurds.com/images/thumb/5/54/3F05.jpg/350px-3F05.jpg

 

1:02pm

 

 

1:04pm

http://i.stack.imgur.com/M6Ua8.png

 

1:05 pm

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WgLqmil7rvo/SxLIK_IxbcI/AAAAAAAADnY/G6OcqmucaG8/s1600/HomerIzLazyAzz.gif

 

Edited July 30, 2015 by DaveW

[DaveW]

Tom Kelly enjoys a post win celebratory smoke.