Minnesota Simpsons Thread Contest

[GCTF]

Terry Ryan Sunday July 17, 2016

 

 

 

Terry Ryan Monday July 18, 2016

 

 

 

Terry Ryan Tuesday July 19, 2016

 

 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Adam Brett Walker waiting for his September call up invitation.... 

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[Vanimal46]

Pictured: TR is thriving in retirement. He has enough time to create a Facebook page now! 

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[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Brian Dozier reveals changes in his diet that resulted in a career year. 

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[Willihammer]

Following Plouffe's release, Miguel Sano begins Plan B offseason workout regimen.

[Willihammer]

Glen Perkins tells beat reporter "I will pitch beyond my current contract."

[Willihammer]

Checking in on Anthony Swarzak:

[Willihammer]

Minnesota scouts, personnel, etc welcome outside hire Derek Falvey to One Twins Way:

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: 

Derek Falvey: "So Mr. Pohlad, I think we could really benefit from a capital investment in our payroll, administrative staff, etc." 

Pohlad: "Pfft, move it along new guy." 

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[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Thad Levine reading through Terry Ryan's scouting notes... Realizes he has a ton of work to do to get this team in the 21st century. 

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[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Miguel Sano dedicates the winter to getting in the best shape of his life now that 3B is his for the taking. 

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[Pardon My Dinger]

Pictured: Derek Falvey, trying desperately to flip Brian Dozier for the Twins ace of the future, brings everything trick he's got to the negotiating table.

 

 

Edited November 22, 2016 by Pardon My Dinger

[Willihammer]

DSP introduces new GM and VP hires to Jack Goin and the analytics dept.

[GCTF]

 

 

Few Twins fans were ever aware of the negotiations to bring Jim Abbott into the fold

[GCTF]

 

 

 

An exasperated Falvey makes another attempt to show Molitor that sac bunting in early innings is counter productive.

[ashbury]

Pictured: Homer Simpson demonstrating the truth of his advice, "kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably.The lesson is, NEVER TRY."

 

 

^{_{/ That's how these memes are supposed to be done, right? Well, I tried.}}

[DaveW]

Pictured: Homer Simpson demonstrating the truth of his advice, "kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably.The lesson is, NEVER TRY."

 

 

^{_{/ That's how these memes are supposed to be done, right? Well, I tried.}}

Booo earns!

[Otto von Ballpark]

Dave's source, finally revealed!

 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Twins fans' message to Falvey and Co. 


 

[davidc3915]

This last week has been a weird, somewhat difficult one for me.  This thread was absolutely what I needed.  It is awesome, as is Twins Daily.  Thanks all!

[mazeville]

Miguel Sano after his offseason conditioning program.

 

[Vanimal46]

 

Miguel Sano after his offseason conditioning program.

 

Brilliant! 

[AlwaysinModeration]

VodkaDave organizes the Twins Daily masses for a candlelight vigil

 

 

This was prophetic. If you had written "24 hour vigil" I would have offered up my life savings for you to invest on my behalf.

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Falvey invites every veteran FA to 1 Twins Way and gives the same sales pitch to all of them.


 

Edited December 16, 2016 by Vanimal46

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Jim Pohlad re-brands himself as a fun loving Gen Xer in order to fit in with the hot shot front office hires. 

JP: "How's it hanging, bros?! Heard about a great new lunch spot Buffalo Wild Wings... Wings, beer, and BABES! You down?" 

Falvey and Levine: "Uh, no Jim." 


 

Edited January 5, 2017 by Vanimal46

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: The place where Falvey and Levine found veteran RPs Jim Miller and Ryan Vogelsong.... 


 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Checking in on what Justin Morneau and Jesse Crain are up to these days... 


 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: An inside scoop at the latest Dozier trade negotiations between Falvey and LA.... 


 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Pictured: Twins youngsters Jose Berrios and Miguel Sano bonding over drinks with veterans Drew Stubbs and Matt Belisle

 

 

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Pictured: Byron Buxton and Craig Breslow share a nice moment

 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Front row: J. T. Chargois, Byron Buxton. Back row: Max Kepler, Ryan Vogelsong, Eddie Rosario.

 

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