Minnesota Simpsons Thread Contest

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: How Duffey feels whenever he pitches against the Toronto Blue Jays....

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Byung-Ho Park reveals his secret for mashing HRs over the last 3 years....


 

[FattCrapps]

Hey, where's Ricky Nolasco going?

 

Billy, do you remember that old Plymouth we just couldn't fix?

 

 

 

 

 

Edited March 8, 2016 by FattCrapps

[Willihammer]

JR Graham "in best shape of his life," a mere 2 days after being optioned to AAA.

[Willihammer]

Miguel Sano reacts to a liner hit to RF

http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/lisaonice4.png

[Willihammer]

Ed Nunez prepares to field a routine grounder to short

http://i.imgur.com/UKjIztb.jpg

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Ricky Nolasco explores a new option to gain an advantage in the Nolasco vs. Duffey rotation battle. 


 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Pat Reusse walks into the press box the next day after writing his column "Young Sano has Growing Up to Do"


 

[Squirrel]

Pictured: Pat Reusse walks into the press box the next day after writing his column "Young Sano has Growing Up to Do"

 

Which one is Dave?

[DaveW]

Which one is Dave?

The one who is right

[Squirrel]

 

The one who is right

So, the one in the middle with the pacifier in her mouth? <innocent look>

[DaveW]

So, the one in the middle with the pacifier in her mouth? <innocent look>

maggie was the one who ultimately took down Burns (aka Pohlad) so I will take that as a compliment

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Live look at the bars in Minneapolis after the breaking news that Duffey lost his spot in the rotation to Nolasco.


 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Tyler Duffey at local watering hole in Rochester, NY. March 30, 2016 at 3:00 PM.

Duffey: "Ssstupid Nolasco beat me in the rotation? REALLY? Oh REAL mature Tererery. I was the SAVIOR late last season, and now I'm a cast-off. I'll show him. I'll, I'll, oh I don't know. Throw a change-up at his computer monitor. Wait..... wait a second. Are you a reporter? Whatever, QUOTE ME. I'm Tyler freaking Duffey." 


 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Tyler Duffey at local watering hole in Rochester, NY. March 30, 2016 at 3:15 PM. 


 

Edited March 30, 2016 by Vanimal46

[GCTF]

The Sano off season  shopping list (allegedly)

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Miguel Sano in the OF last night....

 

[DaveW]

Checking in with Arcia

 

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[DaveW]

Buxton calls off Sano on a pop up to RF

[DaveW]

Pictured: TR+DSP when reading the Twins "blogs" so far this season.

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[DaveW]

Brian Dozier tries to bunt for a hit.

 

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2739484/mr-burns-bunt-o.gif

[DaveW]

Ricky Nolasco reacts to critics.

[GCTF]

Despite an 0-9 start to the season  Mr.Ryan  confidently stays the course with his master rebuild plan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Dick Bremer contemplates over the commercial break what silver linings he can say to keep casual fans from changing the channel. 

 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: David Murphy's phone conversation with TR 

 

DM: "Thank you for calling Jiffy Lube, this is David."

TR: "David, hey this is Terry Ryan with the Minnesota Twins. I see you're doing well with yourself, but I was wondering if you'd like an opportunity to play for us." 

DM: "I'm not sure Terry, I've got to do an oil change scheduled at 3:30." 

TR: "I'll tell you what, we'll sign you to a minor league deal, but more than likely you'll be playing on the major league club within a week." 

DM: "DEAL!"

 

 

[Willihammer]

Page 32 of "Molitor on Strategy."

[Willihammer]

Pioneer Press beat reporter tracks down TR for comments on 0-9 start:

 

http://i.imgur.com/BuzG2wk.jpg

[Willihammer]

April 8, 2016: #31, "Waldo Garcia" introduces himself to Paul Molitor

 

http://i.imgur.com/jRtTKs8.jpg

[Willihammer]

Kyle Gibson calls "Player only" meeting in off-field location

 

[tygeren]

General Twinkies dugout atmosphere games 1-9.