Game Thread: Twins vs Royals, 4/15/15 @ 7:10 CT

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Because there's actually three of them... Mary and Ashley have an identical twin named Kate. Just like Elvis.

It's like the mythical third Manning brother!*

 

 

*who actually does exist, but he played Wide Receiver

[Boom Boom]

Kendrys Morales plays well for every team but Minnesota.

 

I wonder if that says something about our batting coaches.

Are you sure it's the same guy? Our Kendrys Morales looked like he ate this one with the Royals.

[Circus Boy]

Has there been discussion on this forum when the Twins will pass the Wolves for victories? I'm betting May 2. Next year.

[Physics Guy]

I'm sorry, but I have a hard time excusing Molitor on not forcing Arcia to bunt there. They are basically daring us to do it. Sad thing is, major leaguers are horrible bunters.

[Cap'n Piranha]

Damn... Cain ran that one down... I'd like one of them Cain's.

 

 

If we were Abel.

Given that Cain murdered Abel, this post contains a certain amount of morbidity on your part.

[Minniman]

 

I'm ok with that... but now you need to put the Pirate logo on the Olsen Twins

 

[stringer bell]

Morales got signed in midseason and was pretty rusty. Would have been nice to have Morales in midseason form instead of starting his spring training.

[jimmer]

Did y'all see the pregame comments about Jackie Robinson from players.  How Hunter praised him for his bravery fighting discrimination and dealing with prejudice from fans and teammates alike....

[Squirrel]

With fare like that, I may have to become a White Sox fan.

Let's go, go-go White Sox, we're with you all the waaay...

That thought just made me throw up my vegetarian chili

[Boom Boom]

That thought just made me throw up my vegetarian chili

I'll admit it's no "Meet the Mets, meet the Mets, step right up and greet the Mets," but it's a solid fight song. Not worth tossing your Chicago dogs over.

[stringer bell]

I suspect it will take a really good outing from Gibson to get a win today.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Done and done.

 

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god that's creepy

[jimmer]

that's a double if Mauer was hitting it to our OF.

[jimmer]

Mauer has NO opposite field hits this year.  And no extra bases.  

[Minniman]

Mary Kate and Ashley have a younger sister, Elizabeth, who is actually a good actress.

 

 

[nicksaviking]

Dick and Bert sure seeming to be gushing over solid but largely routine outfield plays by the Royals. I wonder why their perception is so skewed?

[jimmer]

 

Mary Kate and Ashley have a younger sister, Elizabeth, who is actually a good actress.

Scarlett Witch!

[jimmer]

Daredevil was awesome!

[jimmer]

They're talking about Santana playing shortstop for the next 7 years.  What are we doing with Gordon and Polanco?

[Riverbrian]

 

Mary Kate and Ashley have a younger sister, Elizabeth, who is actually a good actress.

 

Dont forget about Dad

[Riverbrian]

 

They're talking about Santana playing shortstop for the next 7 years.  What are we doing with Gordon and Polanco?

 

They are needed... They are who St. Peter will talk about when the fans turn on Santana. 

[Craig Arko]

Daredevil was awesome!

Watching that right now. Don't mess with the Kingpin.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Did Dick just say that Cal Ripken hit his 3000th hit in this stadium?

[jimmer]

 

Watching that right now. Don't mess with the Kingpin.

Big fan of D'Onofrio (the actor playing Fisk) and I love the writers and D'Onofrio's take on the character.  How far in are you?

[jokin]

 

They're talking about Santana playing shortstop for the next 7 years.  What are we doing with Gordon and Polanco?

 

The Keystone Kombo in Rochester doesn't fill itself....

[stringer bell]

Two good at bats for Dozier.

[USAFChief]

 

You can get vegetarian chili at the Cell. And bean and cheese burritos. Cheese fries. Veggie burgers.

Ick.

 

And the food doesn't sound very appealing, either.

[Boom Boom]

They're talking about Santana playing shortstop for the next 7 years. What are we doing with Gordon and Polanco?

Stick them in left field or let them stew in the minors until they're 40.

[Boom Boom]

Ick.

 

And the food doesn't sound very appealing, either.

If I described the process that ended in a bratwurst, the vegetarian chili might not sound so unappetizing by comparison.

[Bark's Lounge]

The Matador strikes back!