Game Thread: Twins vs Royals, 4/15/15 @ 7:10 CT

[Riverbrian]

Alright... Zero Hung

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Alright... Zero Hung

Now can we hang with them?

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Which one is which? 

One smells like Cocoa Butter, the other smells like sauerkraut and canned salmon - I forgot their names, so I refer to them by smells. By the way here is the pic you probably wanted - thought I'd throw you a curve ball.

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Important Question... Why is it always Mary Kate and Ashley? And... And... What does Ashley think about that?

Is there some stigma associated with the name "Mary Kate"?

 

I got chewed out by a friend for using the name (i think "Kate" was the preferred name)

[JB_Iowa]

Speed is good.

[Boom Boom]

Important Question... Why is it always Mary Kate and Ashley? And... And... What does Ashley think about that?

Because there's actually three of them... Mary and Ashley have an identical twin named Kate. Just like Elvis.

[ashbury]

 

Done and done.

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That which has been seen can not be unseen.

[stringer bell]

Nice to see Joe pull the ball.

[ashbury]

Dyson seemed to be playing pretty shallow in right on Mauer.

[JB_Iowa]

 

Speed is good.

 

Except in KC outfielders.

[ashbury]

Dozier cleans up!

 

(Does Schafer make that play if the situation were reversed?)

[Riverbrian]

Damn... Cain ran that one down... I'd like one of them Cain's.

 

 

If we were Abel.

[Squirrel]

Sigh. Wow. To have a centerfielder who can do that. Just sigh.

[formerly33]

They threatened Torii Hunter by throwing inside. They were too scared to hit him, though. Things might not look so good for KC if that happened. I think Molly would yell to Torii to not charge the mound, so Volquez would charge 1st to keep the Royal trend going, and he'd get what he deserved.

[jimmer]

Perfect example. Speedy Santana should have scored on Mauer's hit but, in any event, without Mauer's hit Santana isn't at 3B for that deep fly to score him.  But Mauer doesn't get any credit at all for Santana scoring in the box score, but Dozier, who made the first out, does.

[Riverbrian]

 

 I'd like one of them Cain's.

 

 

 

 

Perhaps we have to raise one

[ashbury]

This just in: Vargas is slow.

[formerly33]

 

Damn... Cain ran that one down... I'd like one of them Cain's.

 

 

If we were Abel.

We'd be killed.

 

We've been killed enough lately. Time to go in for the kill ourselves this time.

[jimmer]

 

Dyson seemed to be playing pretty shallow in right on Mauer.

Dyson and Cain have amazing range.  He did that in hopes to stop Santana from scoring.  He wasn't worried about getting burned because of his range. He's an amazing CF playing RF.

[jimmer]

Dyson would make our OF defense look better.

[ashbury]

This just in: Plouffe is pretty slow too.

[Squirrel]

Ballpark food is pretty sparse when you're a vegetarian... unless you want some sweets or a salty snack. Can't really have dinner there.

I've always loved the malt cups. They're pretty well hidden at TF, but you can find them.

Hammond Stadium introduced a black bean burger this year. It was amazing. I hope they bring it north.

You can get vegetarian chili at the Cell. And bean and cheese burritos. Cheese fries. Veggie burgers. But I'm still gonna opt for the brat or Chicago dog.

[Squirrel]

Knew that was comin'... You do not disapoint.

Or perhaps he's just becoming predictable.

[Minniman]

Kendrys Morales plays well for every team but Minnesota.

 

I wonder if that says something about our batting coaches.

 

[Riverbrian]

 

Kendrys Morales plays well for every team but Minnesota.

 

I wonder if that says something about our batting coaches.

 

I think its says more about our timing!!!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Not sure on the Crab Rangoon but the Pumpkin Brie En Croute is to die for at the ball park in Johnson City Tennessee.

 

That's what I wanted to say, just didn't know how to spell it

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Ground

Ball

Pitcher

[Boom Boom]

You can get vegetarian chili at the Cell. And bean and cheese burritos. Cheese fries. Veggie burgers. But I'm still gonna opt for the brat or Chicago dog.

With fare like that, I may have to become a White Sox fan.

 

Let's go, go-go White Sox, we're with you all the waaay...

[formerly33]

Mike Eastabrook told Suzuki that he wanted to see a heads-up play and an on-target throw if Alex Gordon attempted to steal 2nd base.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Oh, yeah, have Circus Boy updates gone the way of the rubber band?

 

1-0 after 1.5 innings.

 

A sacrifice fly.