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Given the hypothetical nature of this post, I am going to be more Santa than Grinch.

There is a world, but it has its rules.

  • Minor league contract
  • Weight restrictions
  • A well mapped out plan for improvement of his hitting.  (Spoiler: Grinch here, "Like the Twins have shown to be the hitting coaches of the Universe").  Despite what the Grinch is saying maybe new staff can do for hitters what they have been doing with the pitching...coax the talent to the surface and provide opportunities to succeed.  So far, the Twin's hitting pipeline has struck out.
  • Rewards for meeting certain levels of performance INCLUDING weight goals.
  • Be willing to spend countless, (ok in the analytics world we live in someone will watch the tape and count.  For proper context someone watched all the episodes of Schitt's Creek to find out that Alexa said "Eew David" only 4 times.  See what anal-ytics we have become as a society.  Oh, wait back to my thought) hours of repetitive work as first base and hitting.
  • There is talent buried in the massive body. 5 Gold s for the coach or coaches who can release it.

That said, it ain't happening because as Yogi once said, "it ain't over until the fat body swings"

Posted

Clickbait? Maybe. Still drew 60 comments from people just like me who are dying for any type of news, ideas, or rumors since there are no transactions to speak of.

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8 hours ago, KnoblauchWasFramed said:

Two years ago, I hit .675 and had 8 home runs in D League Slow Pitch Softball.  Does Cody Christie think I could also have a shot at playing First Base for the Twins next year too?

Ever hit 30 home runs at the big league level?

 

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20 hours ago, ashbury said:

"Do Articles With Headlines Ending In A Question Mark Trigger An Immediate Response Of 'NO'?"

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Wait.  I may have miscalculated ...

Have you thought of changing your name to Betterbury? 

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23 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

Have you thought of changing your name to Betterbury? 

Pretty lousy headline if you're planning to write an article; only one click, mine.

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On 11/30/2025 at 11:49 PM, Parfigliano said:

I'm holding out for LaTortuga.  

If you want a first baseman, he would make as much, or more sense than trying Sano. 

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You sign Sano and he is likely the best (only!) 1B on the roster.

To be clear, this is the problem at the position, not the solution...

Then again, he might be the best RF if he signed.  And DH...  (again, the problem not a solution)

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If he wants a minor league deal I would not be opposed to it, but I doubt he ever plays a major league game again. 

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