EGFTShaw Verified Member Posted December 1, 2025 Posted December 1, 2025 Given the hypothetical nature of this post, I am going to be more Santa than Grinch. There is a world, but it has its rules. Minor league contract Weight restrictions A well mapped out plan for improvement of his hitting. (Spoiler: Grinch here, "Like the Twins have shown to be the hitting coaches of the Universe"). Despite what the Grinch is saying maybe new staff can do for hitters what they have been doing with the pitching...coax the talent to the surface and provide opportunities to succeed. So far, the Twin's hitting pipeline has struck out. Rewards for meeting certain levels of performance INCLUDING weight goals. Be willing to spend countless, (ok in the analytics world we live in someone will watch the tape and count. For proper context someone watched all the episodes of Schitt's Creek to find out that Alexa said "Eew David" only 4 times. See what anal-ytics we have become as a society. Oh, wait back to my thought) hours of repetitive work as first base and hitting. There is talent buried in the massive body. 5 Gold ⭐s for the coach or coaches who can release it. That said, it ain't happening because as Yogi once said, "it ain't over until the fat body swings"
Brett Verified Member Posted December 1, 2025 Posted December 1, 2025 Clickbait? Maybe. Still drew 60 comments from people just like me who are dying for any type of news, ideas, or rumors since there are no transactions to speak of. ashbury 1
PatPfund Verified Member Posted December 1, 2025 Posted December 1, 2025 Well, no. But crafty piece to fire up interaction at the site! Well done, sir!
dxpavelka Verified Member Posted December 1, 2025 Posted December 1, 2025 8 hours ago, KnoblauchWasFramed said: Two years ago, I hit .675 and had 8 home runs in D League Slow Pitch Softball. Does Cody Christie think I could also have a shot at playing First Base for the Twins next year too? Ever hit 30 home runs at the big league level?
Permanent Twins Fan Verified Member Posted December 1, 2025 Posted December 1, 2025 On 11/30/2025 at 5:26 AM, LewFordLives said: No Ditto
laloesch Verified Member Posted December 1, 2025 Posted December 1, 2025 No thanks, although the thought of Kody Clemens makes me think twice about it.
Permanent Twins Fan Verified Member Posted December 1, 2025 Posted December 1, 2025 22 hours ago, USAFChief said: I tell myself, time and again, not to be baited into Cody Christie's twice daily click baits. And yet, here I am. I blame me. I blame you, too USAFChief 1
Permanent Twins Fan Verified Member Posted December 1, 2025 Posted December 1, 2025 11 hours ago, dxpavelka said: Ever hit 30 home runs at the big league level?
WinTwins162 Verified Member Posted December 1, 2025 Posted December 1, 2025 Is this one of the satire articles here?
IndianaTwin Verified Member Posted December 1, 2025 Posted December 1, 2025 20 hours ago, ashbury said: "Do Articles With Headlines Ending In A Question Mark Trigger An Immediate Response Of 'NO'?" Wait. I may have miscalculated ... Have you thought of changing your name to Betterbury? ashbury 1
ashbury Verified Member Posted December 1, 2025 Posted December 1, 2025 23 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said: Have you thought of changing your name to Betterbury? Pretty lousy headline if you're planning to write an article; only one click, mine. IndianaTwin 1
Doctor Wu Verified Member Posted December 2, 2025 Posted December 2, 2025 On 11/30/2025 at 11:49 PM, Parfigliano said: I'm holding out for LaTortuga. If you want a first baseman, he would make as much, or more sense than trying Sano.
Bodie Verified Member Posted December 2, 2025 Posted December 2, 2025 You sign Sano and he is likely the best (only!) 1B on the roster. To be clear, this is the problem at the position, not the solution... Then again, he might be the best RF if he signed. And DH... (again, the problem not a solution)
Trov Verified Member Posted December 2, 2025 Posted December 2, 2025 If he wants a minor league deal I would not be opposed to it, but I doubt he ever plays a major league game again.
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