ChiSox (Martin) v Twins (SWR): 9/2, 6:40pm CT

[The Great Hambino]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Featuring Michael Tonkin. 

Circle of life.

So you're saying Tonkin's the problem?  It all makes sense now

[David HK]

Omg, from "Down The" Hatch to this guy-  I think it was Chief who said he looks like another guy who just doesn't wanna be there.

This bullpen looks like a lineup of suspects for the creeper outside the Piggly-Wiggly.

[ziggy]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Yellow ones.

we all live in one.

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, The Great Hambino said:

Noah Davis, about time he gets a look!

**** that. Bring back RON Davis.

[thelanges5]

Davis has no idea where the ball is going once it leaves his hands. 

[Aggies7]

4 in a row for the Sox over the twins. Hadn’t happened since July 2021

[ziggy]

Davis has thrown 10 pitches and 4 of them have hit the dirt in the left handed batters box.

[ashbury]

14 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Who's this newbie?

[mnfireman]

1 hour ago, USAFChief said:

SEC.

Red state.

Chicago brought their "Murderer's Row" tonight....

[USAFChief]

Just now, ziggy said:

Davis has thrown 10 pitches and 4 of them have hit the dirt in the left handed batters box.

So you're saying he has a repeatable delivery.

[Doc Lenz]

1 minute ago, thelanges5 said:

Davis has no idea where the ball is going once it leaves his hands. 

Do any of us know?

[thelanges5]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

4 in a row for the Sox over the twins. Hadn’t happened since July 2021

Twins would have to win tomorrow and Thursday in order to salvage the season series.

[The Great Hambino]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

**** that. Bring back RON Davis.

They're definitely related right?

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, thelanges5 said:

Davis has no idea where the ball is going once it leaves his hands. 

Dont be ridiculous. Of course he knows where its going 

Its going somewhere in the outfield. 

[Parfigliano]

Finish with 3 in TX and 3 PHIL.  There's minimum 5 losses.  

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Dont be ridiculous. Of course he knows where its going 

Its going somewhere in the outfield. 

Technically, is the upper deck part of the outfield?

[Patzky]

8 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

Oh good Davis in to pitch.

He hasn't missed a beat.. or a bat 

[bustamovetwinkie]

20 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Yup. Both of em

Yeah, it's been a "ruff" outing.

We are one sick puppy

Sh*t happens... no need to terrier-self up about it,

Dog gone it....Twins suck!

 

[USAFChief]

How bad does your staff need to be to turn Ben Nintendo into this week's fantasy baseball superstar?

[Patzky]

When the AA and AAA seasons are over some of those guys will be coming up . Shirley.

[ziggy]

Total azz kicking by the Sox. 

Anymore castoffs ready to pitch? Pipeline is dry.

[David HK]

This is effing hilarious.

All those dogs on the mound tonight!  

[The Great Hambino]

He entered the game with an 18.00 ERA.   

I figured there'd be some regression to the mean.

Now I'm afraid I was right

[Parfigliano]

Just now, USAFChief said:

How bad does your staff need to be to turn Ben Nintendo into this week's fantasy baseball superstar?

TC bad.

[Doc Lenz]

Rocco needs to walk out the door give his parking pass to security and drive to Joplin Missouri and volunteer assist the Missouri Southern program.

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Technically, is the upper deck part of the outfield?

Same number of fans. 

[Parfigliano]

Just now, The Great Hambino said:

He entered the game with an 18.00 ERA.   

I figured there'd be some regression to the mean.

Now I'm afraid I was right

He stinks.  Bad.  Real bad.

[Patzky]

1 minute ago, ziggy said:

Total azz kicking by the Sox. 

Anymore castoffs ready to pitch? Pipeline is dry.

Eff it just call up Bride. At least he can field a little

[AceWrigley]

Holy moly, Twins pitching is like building a bonfire.

[Patzky]

We were up 3-1 at one point.