ChiSox (Martin) v Twins (SWR): 9/2, 6:40pm CT

[Patzky]

The escape hatch is rusted shut

[Doc Lenz]

Batch is the bulk run giver

[The Great Hambino]

And the umpire slides safely into third

[ziggy]

Paddack's pitching line for tonight might be better than Hatch's.

[notoriousgod71]

SWR=Adalberto Mejia 

[David HK]

So disappointing for the dozens of fans that made the trip to Targét.

Although most are probably Sox fans anyway.

[Parfigliano]

Just now, ziggy said:

Paddack's pitching line for tonight might be better than Hatch's.

Hatch makes Ober look like a power pitcher.

[ziggy]

Looks like the Twins will need 8 again tonight.

[Patzky]

Zoinks. Could have been much worse. Box score only shows two Twins errors. Seems like there have been five or six..

[Patzky]

Just now, ziggy said:

Looks like the Twins will need 8 again tonight.

My sources tell me No. 🤣

[David HK]

Nice shuffle step and pound of the glove before throwing to 3rd there, James.  And nice fake cut Brooks.  Who are you faking out?

Sheesh, this team.  My over-40 club back in LA had better fundamentals than this bunch of Clownfish.

[mnfireman]

3 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

Hatch makes Ober look like a power pitcher.

Hatch's change comes in faster than Ober's fastball, and he got little help from the defense...

[David HK]

1 minute ago, Patzky said:

Zoinks. Could have been much worse. Box score only shows two Twins errors. Seems like there have been five or six..

The mental ones don't often get into the box, sad to say.

They need a new category called "BF," for Brain Farts.

[The Great Hambino]

I feel like they've been featuring Pablo a lot with their charity and human interest stuff on broadcasts, like with the dogs and him roaming the concourse talking to fans.

I've been pretty convinced that they're going to trade him ever since The Purge, but I'm now starting to get the feeling that they're going to keep him next year.  Just a gut feeling. They'll think that qualifies as catering to the fans

[Patzky]

1 minute ago, ziggy said:

Looks like the Twins will need 8 again tonight.

My sources tell me No. 🤣

[Patzky]

Maybe Martin is a cat person

[David HK]

Audra with a nice dog story with Pablo.

Too bad the dog 💩 is all over the field tonight.

[Doc Lenz]

If I get another dog I’m going to name it Kay in honor of Wallner,

[Parfigliano]

1 minute ago, Doc Lenz said:

If I get another dog I’m going to name it Kay in honor of Wallner,

I got $50 for you if you get on one of these dog in park broadcasts and tell that story

[Doc Lenz]

1 minute ago, Parfigliano said:

I got $50 for you if you get on one of these dog in park broadcasts and tell that story

Probably be escorted out.

[mrtwinsfan]

14 minutes ago, Patzky said:

The escape hatch is rusted shut

Martin didnt make it easy either !   out of all the NO-NAME Pitchers ive never heard of , Gotta say Hatch has shown the best of them ,   so far anyway !!!!

[The Great Hambino]

Down the Hatch

A double shot of jack

[USAFChief]

I thought Sosa had retired. 

[mrtwinsfan]

3 minutes ago, mrtwinsfan said:

Martin didnt make it easy either !   out of all the NO-NAME Pitchers ive never heard of , Gotta say Hatch has shown the best of them ,   so far anyway !!!!

im done- sorry  fellers !!

[Parfigliano]

Hatch is a great addition.  Fits right in.

[Doc Lenz]

Batten down the hatches. We are a little under water.

[USAFChief]

Even Hatch looks like he doesn't want to be there. 

Clinging to his big league dream, he's like "**** this. we suck."

 

[Doc Lenz]

Buehler, Civale, and Fedde were on waiver wire but we picked up Hatchohl.

[The Great Hambino]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Even Hatch looks like he doesn't want to be there. 

 

No one does.  The production truck couldn't be bothered to track the last homer until it already landed in the bullpen.  Even the dogs look bored

 

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, The Great Hambino said:

 Even the dogs look bored

 

Yup. Both of em