ChiSox (Martin) v Twins (SWR): 9/2, 6:40pm CT

[S Bart]

1 minute ago, mnfireman said:

Larnach slashing .309/.387/.382 (.769) since his last HR on 8-11, but doesn't look like he can drive the ball anymore, seems like a lot of fly balls off his bat die well short of the fence lately.

He is still near the top in team hitting categories.

[Parfigliano]

Just now, S Bart said:

He is still near the top in team hitting categories.

Pretty much says it all 

[Aggies7]

6 minutes on the corn boil tonight. As good as it gets 

[USAFChief]

I want one of those Piranha helmets.

[ziggy]

5 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

Followed by Alonso HR and Nimmo S and Vientos DB and DET booing

First time all year he has been booed.

Have the Twins fans in attendane booed yet this year? Loud yelling booing?

[S Bart]

Just now, USAFChief said:

I want one of those Piranha helmets.

Looks more like a sunfish

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

Pretty much says it all 

Indeed 

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

I want one of those Piranha helmets.

What would this iteration of the twins be nicknamed? What are those fish called that are in every dentist office across the country? The small boring ones?

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1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

6 minutes on the corn boil tonight. As good as it gets 

I baked some slices of zucchini tonight. Won't be doing that again.

[Patzky]

2 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

6 minutes on the corn boil tonight. As good as it gets 

Yum yum

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, ziggy said:

I baked some slices of zucchini tonight. Won't be doing that again.

That yummy huh?

[Patzky]

Tough call on Martins pitch there

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, Patzky said:

Yum yum

Is that the sun or a really bright light 

[mrtwinsfan]

2 minutes ago, S Bart said:

He is still near the top in team hitting categories.

Has he ever been asked to try -at least to play 1b ,   he has to know the outfield not being his road to any playing time ,    same with Wallner ,  twins move every young infielders everywhere  but not Wallner and Larnach, to a position of NEED ,   i dont get it ?

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, ziggy said:

I baked some slices of zucchini tonight. Won't be doing that again.

Zucchini recipe:

Olive oil 

Season to taste

Throw in garbage

 

[Patzky]

Oh boy oh boy. Lets all bark! BLNO

[Patzky]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

Is that the sun or a really bright light 

Was at noon. 🌞

[Parfigliano]

Paddack done for night 1.1 IP 7H 6ER out of game with 2 guys still on base.

[mnfireman]

4 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

What would this iteration of the twins be nicknamed? What are those fish called that are in every dentist office across the country?

[ziggy]

Time for the Mickey Mantle imitation.

[Patzky]

Just now, Parfigliano said:

Paddack done for night 1.1 IP 7H 6ER out of game with 2 guys still on base.

Sheriff says law and order has left the building anyway lol

[ziggy]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Zucchini recipe:

Olive oil 

Season to taste

Throw in garbage

 

That's the recipe I used.

[Patzky]

Is a GaspSlam even a thing?

[USAFChief]

I think Martin might be special needs

 

[David HK]

Bases loaded, no outs-  they got us right where they want us.

And..... yup, it happened again.

[Patzky]

Oh Austin... 🥹

[David HK]

2 minutes ago, mnfireman said:

This team would be Clownfish, no question.

[ziggy]

Rocco "we need to do better in bases loaded situations".

 

No sh1t sherlock.

[SF Twins Fan]

He just consistently makes poor decisions.

[Hubie29]

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Zucchini recipe:

Olive oil 

Season to taste

Throw in garbage

 

OMG. Hilarious! I had to read this to my wife. Her response? "I like it!" Lol!