Game Thread: Twins @ Guardians, 5/5/23 @ 6:10 CT

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

3 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Where do I send my donation?

I will send you an email, with a lot of weird characters in the subject line, a vague threat and cap letters so it stands out 

[wsnydes]

Just now, Parfigliano said:

I smell mail fraud.  Federales no likey.

No no.  He's legit.  I'll vouch for him!

[Winston Smith]

Twins relief pitchers should really consider not walking the first guy they face. Just a thought.

[wsnydes]

Just now, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

I will send you an email, with a lot of weird characters in the subject line, a vague threat and cap letters so it stands out 

No misspelled words?  Seems fishy...

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Oof lucky that bouncer off the plate was foul 

[stocker08]

2 minutes ago, Winston Smith said:

All this Apple TV angst, people just don't realize that team owners are all on the brink of needing food stamps to survive. Adding this extra income is a really good way to make it harder for fans to watch games. Makes perfect sense.

 

Look....I get that this joke was barely funny the first time.....and nobody liked it by the third time....BUT I DON'T GIVE UP.  And neither does Mr. Apples.  He'll feed the owners.  With pies and sauce and fritters.  Friday night games between two teams that a national audience cares nothing about exclusive to Apple TV+ is going to be big.  Apple TV+ announcing a partnership with Mr. Big.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Absolutely perfect pitch (to Rosario)

[stringer bell]

Still two hitters in a row with good power.

[Winston Smith]

Amazed how Naylor has come back from the nasty broken leg.

[Tlaker]

Winner

[Nine of twelve]

Winnah! All's satisfactory that ends satisfactorily. My friend Bill came up with that one.

[Aggies7]

Duran the Man!

[stringer bell]

Yes!!!!

[Richie the Rally Goat]

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

For those of you listening at home, no, that was not a swing and not really that close 

[wsnydes]

Satisfactory result.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Naylor was not gonna hit Duran there anyway 

[Nine of twelve]

Just now, Winston Smith said:

Amazed how Naylor has come back from the nasty broken leg.

I was watching when that happened. I recommend not trying to find the video of it. It's one of those things you wish you could unsee.

[Winston Smith]

All of us have been totally positive again tonight which brings us another win.

[stocker08]

Ober was great.  Picked him up in my fantasy baseball dynasty league where my team is near last place.  Ober will be my greatest project.

[jimbo92107]

Third base ump says, "I'm tired, let's go home and have dinner."

What's for dinner?

Chicken! Winner!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

Satisfactory result.

[ashbury]

Wow.  Wow wow wow.  Gutty win.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

1 minute ago, Nine of twelve said:

I was watching when that happened. I recommend not trying to find the video of it. It's one of those things you wish you could unsee.

Yeah every time I think of knocking Naylor i think of that 

[USAFChief]

Winnah.

Glad that's Ober!

[jimbo92107]

1 minute ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Naylor was not gonna hit Duran there anyway 

Duran's got to get his total confidence back. He needs to act far more arrogant, like the hitters are insulting him by merely standing in the box. His stuff rates a load of confidence. 

Throw strikes with zero fear, Jhoan. You are the beast, not the hitters. 

[Squirrel]

Chicken Blizzards for everyone!

[USAFChief]

Just now, Squirrel said:

Chicken Blizzards for everyone!

Ish

[Squirrel]

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Winnah.

Glad that's Ober!

Every time …

[Squirrel]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Ish

Ick is the word you are looking for, but close