Game Thread: Twins @ Marlins, 4/4/23 @ 5:40 CT

[USAFChief]

5 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Added bonus for no sprinkles.

In all seriousness, sprinkles are horrible in general and an abomination on a pastry. Should be a law against that.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

"While the pastrycook plant cherry brandy will grant, apple puffs, and three corners, and Banburys"

[snotboogie]

2 hours ago, MMMordabito said:

Apfelstrudel?  

Ein Apfel am Tag hält den Arzt fern.

I'd rather have an apple strudel.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I myself have certain affinity to that doughy confection known as a bear claw.

Never exactly knew why it was called that...

[wsnydes]

10 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

In all seriousness, sprinkles are horrible in general and an abomination on a pastry. Should be a law against that.

BAN THIS MAN!!!

[wsnydes]

9 minutes ago, snotboogie said:

I'd rather have an apple strudel.

Suit yourself!  Your loss!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

2 hours ago, wsnydes said:

So, what sort of pastries do we need to get Kepler to make his knee better?

Bismarcks! 

[mrtwinsfan]

????   Gordons  status ?  i know last year he was out of options, Does that still carry over  or can he now go to St Paul ?

[stringer bell]

2 minutes ago, mrtwinsfan said:

????   Gordons  status ?  i know last year he was out of options, Does that still carry over  or can he now go to St Paul ?

Once a player is "out of options", they are always out of options. Gordon can't be demoted without being DFAed.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Pastry ninja’d by the ninja pastry 

[stringer bell]

Good first inning for Maeda. 

[mrtwinsfan]

Just now, stringer bell said:

Once a player is "out of options", they are always out of options. Gordon can't be demoted without being DFAed.

Thank You,  

[Nine of twelve]

4 hours ago, Azviking101 said:

Only took 5 games before Rocco went with his patented “give up before they start” games. Can’t say I miss these. He seems to do this about 10 times a year. 
 

 

Same as every manager in the majors.

[mrtwinsfan]

This game might be under 2 hours total

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

LOL wut I look up, and Maeda is on the mound signing an autograph? 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Gotta be a delay of game, no? 🤣

[wsnydes]

Just now, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

LOL wut I look up, and Maeda is on the mound signing an autograph? 

Is that not an opportune time to ask for one?

[MMMordabito]

Well, that was unfortunate.

[garn from vancouver]

that happened.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

2 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Is that not an opportune time to ask for one?

It also looked like some kid was handing him a new nail file, reminiscent of Joe Neikro circa 1987

[wsnydes]

Just now, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

It also looked like some kid was handing him a new nail file, reminiscent of Joe Neikro circa 1987

Sneaky!

[mrtwinsfan]

Stolen bases opening weekend    over 70 stolen with 29 caught.  and how many have we had  😃

[stringer bell]

Hanging slider=1-0 Fish.

[snotboogie]

9 minutes ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

It also looked like some kid was handing him a new nail file, reminiscent of Joe Neikro circa 1987

Ahhhh memories.

[nicksaviking]

Late to the party. Has the quota of complaints about Gordon leading off been met yet?

[mrtwinsfan]

2 minutes ago, nicksaviking said:

Late to the party. Has the quota of complaints about Gordon leading off been met yet?

Stay Tuned

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

3 minutes ago, nicksaviking said:

Late to the party. Has the quota of complaints about Gordon leading off been met yet?

You mean Gor-dumb? 
More like Gor-DONE! 

(Just kidding: no name calling is aloud here) 

edit: “allowed”

[Squirrel]

3 minutes ago, nicksaviking said:

Late to the party. Has the quota of complaints about Gordon leading off been met yet?

No, but the quota of Buxton is obviously not healthy and the FO is hiding it from us has been

[stringer bell]

4 minutes ago, nicksaviking said:

Late to the party. Has the quota of complaints about Gordon leading off been met yet?

I have a feeling that Nick will be leading off the 4th and the 7th.

[nicksaviking]

5 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

No, but the quota of Buxton is obviously not healthy and the FO is hiding it from us has been

We’ll put me down for a Gordon, I’ll leave Buxton for everyone else.