GAME THREAD: Minnesota Twins at Tampa Bay Rays, 4/29/2022, 7:10 PM EDT (6:10 PM CDT)

[twinssporto]

Ted Bundy needs to be extracted next inning if there are more hits....

 

[cHawk]

Jeepers, Corey Kluber is ripping us to shreds.

[bighat]

When's the last time Polanco did anything helpful on offense? Week and a half ago?

[gunnarthor]

Why isn't the game on TV?

[Game7-91]

Some kind of ugly that was. 24 AB's left....

[stringer bell]

In Bundy’s defense, a few of those balls weren’t hard hit at all. Those kind of things tend to even out. If the Twins lose this game by 10 runs, it is only one loss. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Game has started?

 

Cool.

[Game7-91]

Just now, sampleSizeOfOne said:

game has started?

 

cool.

Says Twins...

[bighat]

Bundy looking like the guy who the Twins found on the trash pile, looking for a home with that 7.78 ERA hanging around his neck. Whether he's relapsing or not, the guy is clearly off tonight.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

In this series’ installment of Shopping with the Enemy, we explore the obvious.

when in Florida, you go to the beach, right? 
 

Right.

here we have a lovely Tampa Bay Rays beach towel

and then we have 57 varieties of the same sandals

that’s it, they try to classify an office set and a yard flag as swim wear with a whole section devoted to swim wear, there’s no bathing suits, no beach balls, no beach umbrellas…

file this under disappointment 

[cHawk]

Bundy is getting absolutely destroyed tonight. Jeepers.

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Richie the Rally Goat said:

In this series’ installment of Shopping with the Enemy, we explore the obvious.

when in Florida, you go to the beach, right? 
 

Right.

here we have a lovely Tampa Bay Rays beach towel

and then we have 57 varieties of the same sandals

that’s it, they try to classify an office set and a yard flag as swim wear with a whole section devoted to swim wear, there’s no bathing suits, no beach balls, no beach umbrellas…

file this under disappointment 

Pretty sure my FIL has a pair of those sandals and I know they have the towel.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

It's a time for another good idea/bad idea:

 

Good Idea: 5 subjects.

Bad idea: 5 Rays' runs.

[Mill1634]

Kluber has always owned the Twins

[Craig Arko]

Kluber doing his best Kershaw impersonation.

[Game7-91]

Looks like Twins will need a dugout visit from Dr Longball.

[wsnydes]

This is the exact reason I didn't allow myself to get overly excited after the last homestand.  The AL is not good...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

How many outfield assists is that now?

 

I like this part of our game!

[USAFChief]

12 minutes ago, Richie the Rally Goat said:

In this series’ installment of Shopping with the Enemy, we explore the obvious.

when in Florida, you go to the beach, right? 
 

Right.

here we have a lovely Tampa Bay Rays beach towel

and then we have 57 varieties of the same sandals

that’s it, they try to classify an office set and a yard flag as swim wear with a whole section devoted to swim wear, there’s no bathing suits, no beach balls, no beach umbrellas…

file this under disappointment 

My typical swim wear doesn't involve a swim suit either!

[wsnydes]

29 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Ish.

 

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

My typical swim wear doesn't involve a swim suit either!

I think you posted these out of order.

And I always pegged you for a swimming "costume" guy anyway.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

4 minutes ago, Mill1634 said:

Kluber has always owned the Twins

Time for another emancipation proclamation?

 

[stringer bell]

28 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

game has started?

 

cool.

We really could use a reset or do-over. 

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, stringer bell said:

We really could use a reset or do-over. 

Is rage quitting an option?

[stringer bell]

Now Buxton gets HBP. 

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Bundy’s ERA keeps climbing… early season is such a roller coaster 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

29 minutes ago, gunnarthor said:

Why isn't the game on TV?

There aren't very many 400 foot TVs.

 

And just as well.

I would much rather the game be on grass than glass.

 

 

[wsnydes]

Correa signing starting to pay dividends at the plate.

[stringer bell]

Bundy’s ERA is normalizing in one outing. 

[Mill1634]

Unbelievable. Polo CRUSHES a line drive and it's a double play when it seemed like the Twins could at least get 2 runs. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

6 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Is rage quitting an option?

It used to come standard.

 

I guess i'm glad now it is just an option.