Game Thread: Twins @ Brewers 1:10pm cdt 4/4/2021ad

[LaBombo]

 

Mad Max at it again

 

Yup, and after the game he's driving the team tanker to the airport through angry Brewers fans...

 

[Kato87]

 

Abducted by aliens?

Provus just said the Twins official response is"non-Covid" related incident

[USAFChief]

 

Abducted by aliens?

Hey...let's keep the politics off the game threads, eh pal?

[ScrapTheNickname]

Buxton: "Non-Covid-related illness."

[USAFChief]

 

Provus just said the Twins official response is"non-Covid" related incident

whew. that narrows it down.

[operation mindcrime]

SANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[insagt1]

i'll accept anything but an injury!

[LaBombo]

 

CAnt have both Bux and Donaldson injured on the first weekend. that would just not be fair!

 

Yeah, if that happens, all we can do is hope they don't return until the trade deadline so the Twins can say it's like they acquired two All Stars for the stretch run.

[TFRazor]

I love hecklers

[MVP Nick Punto]

Yup, and after the game he's driving the team tanker to the airport through angry Brewers fans...

 

Maybe they'll have better odds of making it if we can get Randy Moss to distract the Wisconsinites in some way...

[LaBombo]

 

Provus just said the Twins official response is"non-Covid" related incident

 

At least now we know that Buxton's odds of secretly being a senior citizen or morbidly obese are dramatically lower...

[MMMordabito]

Buxton: "Non-Covid-related illness."

Migraine?

[LewFordLives]

For a brief fraction of a second I convinced myself Simmons had just hit a HR to dead center field.

[USAFChief]

my son tells me Buxton came out to the on deck circle, then went back to perform a ... bodily function.

 

food poisening?

[twinssporto]

 

Provus just said the Twins official response is"non-Covid" related incident

Does that mean allergies or just a scratchy throat? Maybe pink eye, Bronchitis, Diverticulitis?

 

 

 

 

[Kato87]

 

whew. that narrows it down.

Not dissing Joe...
its the new-age "bilateral leg weakness"  for the Twins PR dept. 

[LaBombo]

 

I love hecklers

 

Reduced pandemic crowds mean that many of them will be having career years.

[USAFChief]

For a brief fraction of a second I convinced myself Jackie Bradley Jr had just hit a HR to dead center field.

[TFRazor]

Reduced pandemic crowds mean that many of them will be having career years.

Hopefully they’ll get signed to bigger deals once the “cap” goes back up

[IndianaTwin]

 

At least now we know that Buxton's odds of secretly being a senior citizen or morbidly obese are dramatically lower...

I got my second COVID shot yesterday. I was kinda glad that it took Indiana a few weeks to bring the age eligibility down. I heard that side effects aren’t as bad for those 55 and over, and I just hit that birthday in late March.

[twinssporto]

 

my son tells me Buxton came out to the on deck circle, then went back to perform a ... bodily function.

 

food poisening?

I heard the oysters you get in Milwaukee are questionable at best. 

[glunn]

Stashak not looking comfortable.

[TFRazor]

I heard the oysters you get in Milwaukee are questionable at best.

Did he get the ones that are soaked in PBR?

[LaBombo]

Hold it together, Shake Shack.

[IndianaTwin]

It would be nice to get guys some work, but going to Dobnak for the four-inning save would be nice for keeping him stretched out. Reasonable chance he’ll be needed one of the next couple days, but I’m always glad to get a win in the bag without using five pitchers. 

[LaBombo]

 

I heard the oysters you get in Milwaukee are questionable at best. 

 

It depends quite a bit on what kind of gas station the truck they're selling them from is parked in front of.

[MMMordabito]

I think someone just yelled out "Let's go Tommy Boy" to Vogelback. Love it!

[MVP Nick Punto]

It depends quite a bit on what kind of gas station the truck they're selling them from is parked in front of.

All this talk about oysters has me wondering if Chief ever got food poisoning in the 'Force. He must have been stationed at some, ahh, /interesting/ places over the course of 20 years.

[Rigby]

 

Buxton: "Non-Covid-related illness."

 

And in a related story, Larry the launderer just resigned his position....

[TFRazor]

Danny G with the Vogelbach to Evan Gattis comp. gotta love the baseball knowledge