GAME THREAD: 9/12/20 Twins vs Cleveland 7:07 PM CDT

[USAFChief]

 

Two straight days of catcher home runs. It's like Garver is back from the Injured List.

No, it's nothing at all like having Garver behind the plate.

 

[TFRazor]

Romo did not appeal

I wouldn’t either. He wasn’t going to pitch tonight anyway lol

[IndianaTwin]

 

In partial answer to both questions, one of them is AJ Pierzynski.

 

Here’s the ticket stub from the first minor league game that I took my then-three-year-old son to. Why do I mention it tonight? The catcher for the Fort Wayne Wizards that day was a 19-year-old A.J. Pierzynski.

 

[USAFChief]

I have struggled much of my life with dyslexia. I joined a support group, the National Dyslexia Association, and they've been a big help. I highly recommend the DNA.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Deep.

 

That means profound, right?

[IndianaTwin]

 

I have struggled much of my life with dyslexia. I joined a support group, the National Dyslexia Association, and they've been a big help. I highly recommend the DNA.

 

As someone who is sometimes a little CDO*, I want to make sure you refer to it properly.

 

 

*That’s like being OCD, but the letters are alphabetized like they should be.

 

[USAFChief]

Speaking of profound, I remember back to my college calculus class. I was 16 minutes late for the first day of class, 8 minutes late the second day, and 4 minutes late the third day. Finally, the professor got tired of me showing up late, I guess, and asked me when he could expect me to be on time.

 

"Well," I said, "at this rate, never."

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Now that i know it is AJ, it is a lot more enjoyable.

 

Just early on the other fellow was talking up a storm.

 

"I suppose it's my job to think." was pretty good.

[Nine of twelve]

 

I have struggled much of my life with dyslexia. I joined a support group, the National Dyslexia Association, and they've been a big help. I highly recommend the DNA.

People in your situation often feel more confident with dog by their side.

[USAFChief]

 

As someone who is sometimes a little CDO*, I want to make sure you refer to it properly.

 

 

*That’s like being OCD, but the letters are alphabetized like they should be.

Could you delete the extra blank space between the first and second sentences? It bothers me.

[LVTwinsfan]

I wouldn’t either. He wasn’t going to pitch tonight anyway lol

exactly, totally meaningless

[USAFChief]

I ******* hate Jose Ramirez.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

As someone who is sometimes a little CDO*, I want to make sure you refer to it properly.

 

 

*That’s like being OCD, but the letters are alphabetized like they should be.

Remind me what disorder means...

[Mill1634]

Hill struggling the 2nd time through once again....I think he is a long man in the playoffs. I think he can be effective at the role, but he certainly isn't a starter

[LVTwinsfan]

Batting practice

[Nine of twelve]

Bullpen. Up. Now.

[IndianaTwin]

 

I have struggled much of my life with dyslexia. I joined a support group, the National Dyslexia Association, and they've been a big help. I highly recommend the DNA.

 

My wife has been a special education teacher for a dozen years, and if you met her, you would soon understand why she is so wonderful at it. Her favorite t-shirt says, “Dyslexics are teople poo.”

[LVTwinsfan]

Rich Hill

[twins_89]

Hill needs to stop throwing 87 mph fastballs over the middle of the plate.

[stringer bell]

About 1200 feet of flyballs there. So far, just one run. 

[USAFChief]

 

My wife has been a special education teacher for a dozen years, and if you met her, you would soon understand why she is so wonderful at it. Her favorite t-shirt says, “Dyslexics are teople poo.”

Dyslexics Untie!

[stringer bell]

There goes the strike zone.

[TFRazor]

I ******* hate Jose Ramirez.

I’d prefer they trade him instead of Lindor. Every. Damn. Time.

[IndianaTwin]

 

Remind me what disorder means...

 

The opposite of datorder. 

[twins_89]

Hill might be best utilized as a once through the order pitcher. He repeatedly seems to have issues with control in the 3rd or 4th inning (either walking guys or throwing it right down the middle).

[TFRazor]

“Dick Mountain is currently experiencing a mud flow. Normal service of a rock fall will commence shortly. Thank you for your patience.”

[Nine of twelve]

Reliever to open the fifth, please.

[USAFChief]

I'd let Hill try to smoke and mirror it through the bottom of the order in the 5th.

[USAFChief]

Pop quiz for the group:

 

Where do pirates buy their hooks?

[Danchat]

Doesn't look like we'll be gaining a game on the White Sox, as they're up 12-0 against the Tigers.