Game Thread: Twins vs Red Sox, 6/18/19, 7:10 PM

[DiscGolfer]

I can handle any drunk posts from here on out if anyone needs a break

[USAFChief]

 

hello, anyone still awake?

Everyone. 

 

Well, except Jack Morris.

[mrtwinsfan]

walkoff   Sano = LOL

[snepp]

Bunch of diehards around here.

 

 

 

Or west-coasters with nothing better to do.

[Aggies7]

You may not believe this, but I have tried chew before

I’m shocked and appalled

[Squirrel]

Aggies ... if Sano walks us off ... you have to drink your spittoon

 

 

 

edit: too gross?

[Aggies7]

In all seriousness, at what point would mlb end the game?

[USAFChief]

 

This might be the bullpen a day or two of no comolaints

Interpretation: This might buy the bullpen a day or two of no complaints.

[Blake]

 

And now i've reached the point where I'd give that .gif a Like without a shred of context.

I had no idea context was important in game threads. 

 

Learn something new every day.

[MNT1996]

Sano is gonna send us off with the win

[Aggies7]

Aggies ... if Sano walks us off ... you have to drink your spittoon

I’ll have the crow instead

[70charger]

 

I can handle any drunk posts from here on out if anyone needs a break

 

Oh yeah!!?? Well you can just ... you can ... you....

 

Shut up!

[Aggies7]

Interpretation: This might buy the bullpen a day or two of no complaints.

This game has gone on so long I’ve sobered up.

[DiscGolfer]

 

Everyone. 

 

Well, except Jack Morris.

we might need Jack in a few innings

[70charger]

 

I’ll have the crow instead

 

Surprisingly meaty.

[Squirrel]

 

I can handle any drunk posts from here on out if anyone needs a break

heh ... I was going to make a really interesting comment ... but decided not to

[a-wan]

Bunch of diehards around here.

 

 

 

Or west-coasters with nothing better to do.

I’ve got nothing that won’t get my in trouble in response.

 

And someone please hit a HR already.

[nicksaviking]

Those woooo guys are great, really add to the game for me

I thought that was coyotes.

[Squirrel]

 

we might need Jack in a few innings

I think we've already been there and done that

[Aggies7]

Surprisingly meaty.

[BattleYourTailOff]

5 Ks Miguel lol.

[snepp]

 

SNEPP!!!! HOW THE HELL ARE YOU???

 

Ask me after the game.

 

 

If I'm still awake.

[70charger]

That was what sticklers for correctness call "not a strike."

[Aggies7]

Not a high leverage situation

[Graig Nettles]

OK there it is then, the "Platinum Sombrero." I can go to bed now. 

[USAFChief]

 

Surprisingly meaty.

Gamey, though.

[BattleYourTailOff]

Pitchers get strikes against Miguel because he’s what you would call, a 100% guess hitter.

[Squirrel]

We could all use some of this.

[LaBombo]

 

Those woooo guys are great, really add to the game for me

 

Neither being at a ballgame after midnight or going 'Woooo!' at a ballgame means that you don't have a life.

 

Going 'Wooo!' at a ballgame after midnight... the odds of having a life diminish rapidly toward zero.

[IndianaTwin]

Ha. The guy right behind me in batting average in my fantasy league is going to spit in his coffee when he wakes up to 1 for 13 from Betts and Martinez.