Game Thread: Twins vs Red Sox, 6/18/19, 7:10 PM

[operation mindcrime]

Sano is gonna do it I know it

Wouldn't that be something!!!!!

[USAFChief]

 

97?! Did we get a second Zach Littell?!

It's just like making a trade!

[Squirrel]

 

Should I throw another one in to ease your stomach?

You do know I can kick your ass, so behave.

[Aggies7]

You do know I can kick your ass, so behave.

Hey hey this is a family site. It’s 120 here, do I get the dedicated fan badge?

[a-wan]

You do know I can kick your ass, so behave.

She just ran out of ice cream.

[USAFChief]

 

You do know I can kick your ass, so behave.

This is factual, by the way.

[Squirrel]

 

Hey hey this is a family site. It’s 120 here, do I get the dedicated fan badge?

no

[USAFChief]

Rough night for Polanco.

[Aggies7]

Haha Dick said we’ll have to b^tch to Betts. I’m sure he won’t want to hear it though

[Squirrel]

Helmet fly-away guy is in to run

[LaBombo]

 

Now I’m imagining a mosh pit of Medicare patients hitting each other with walkers and canes while listening to Hank Williams.

I need a nap.

 

On the contrary, it sounds like you've achieved total Game Thread consciousness...

 

[nicksaviking]

I hope Nunez has no need for his helmet to fall off.

[Squirrel]

 

She just ran out of ice cream.

omg ... you have no. idea. what that can do to me!

[Blake]

 

Since when did Littell thrown 97?

I imagine it went something like this:

 

Hint: One of these represents Wes Johnson.

[Aggies7]

Those woooo guys are great, really add to the game for me

[Squirrel]

SNEPP!!!! HOW THE HELL ARE YOU???

[a-wan]

Official scorers are terrible at their jobs. And can we make the same fat joke about Sano bending over for Polanco there?

[LaBombo]

 

I feel sick

 

So... I can empathize, but it just doesn't feel right to hit the 'Like' button for that.

[Squirrel]

ooops ... that looked like a drunk post, but it wasn't ... it was an adrenalin post! (and sugar)

[DiscGolfer]

hello, anyone still awake?

[LaBombo]

 

Official scorers are terrible at their jobs. And can we make the same fat joke about Sano bending over for Polanco there?

 

You can't possibly expect anyone here to stop you.

[mrtwinsfan]

Woo Woo

[USAFChief]

 

Official scorers are terrible at their jobs. And can we make the same fat joke about Sano bending over for Polanco there?

hey now, family site.

[Aggies7]

ooops ... that looked like a drunk post, but it wasn't ... it was an adrenalin post! (and sugar)

Sounds like you need some nicotine

[Squirrel]

 

hello, anyone still awake?

no

[Don't Feed the Greed Guy]

Those woooo guys are great, really add to the game for me

Hmm. I thought it was a bunch of Girl Scouts, out past their bedtime.

[Squirrel]

 

Sounds like you need some nicotine

You may not believe this, but I have tried chew before

[Aggies7]

This might be the bullpen a day or two of no comolaints

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Almost halfway there!

 

Longest game in history:

 

[LaBombo]

 

I imagine it went something like this:

 

 

Hint: One of these represents Wes Johnson.

 

And now i've reached the point where I'd give that .gif a Like without a shred of context.