Game Thread: Twins vs Mariners 6/11/19 7:10 PM CDT

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I returned them.

 

They made my *** look big.

Which toe?

 

I think it is normal for a toe to look big. Namely the "big" toe.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

No, no, no ... these are camouflage shoes!

Reeeaally?!

 

Where do they expect people to walk?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

No, no age cracks here. Some subjects are best left unremarked on.

"Gromit, we forgot the crackers!"

 

(i leave it to the more tech savvy to find gif or youtube link)

 

How was that for a little misdirection?

[Puckett34]

 

"Gromit, we forgot the crackers!"

(i leave it to the more tech savvy to find gif or youtube link)

How was that for a little misdirection?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47jT8ks8oWk

 

here ya go

[sampleSizeOfOne]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47jT8ks8oWk

 

here ya go

Much obliged!

 

I like it when the rats pull out shades...

[Blake]

 

No, no, no ... these are camouflage shoes!

Agent Orange, then.....

 

Oh, wait, you're way too young to get the reference....

[Squirrel]

 

Agent Orange, then.....

 

Oh, wait, you're way too young to get the reference....

I am?

 

Okay.

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Agent Orange, then.....

 

Oh, wait, you're way too young to get the reference....

I know a Mr. Orange...

[twinsfanstreif]

I know a Mr. Orange...

VERY different things!

[Blake]

 

I know a Mr. Orange...

I was going to pull up a Mr. Orange video, but decided it was a bit gruesome for a wholesome family blog such as this.

[wsnydes]

 

VERY different things!

Mr. Blonde might argue that they have the same end result.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I was going to pull up a Mr. Orange video, but decided it was a bit gruesome for a wholesome family blog such as this.

Yeah, that could have been done... poorly.

 

But it isn't impossible, i imagine?

 

"Always tip" is a redeeming sentiment.

[twinsfanstreif]

Mr. Blonde might argue that they have the same end result.

True. Woah, maybe that's what Tarantino was going for?!

[SwainZag]

Kepler RF

Polanco SS
Cruz DH
Rosario LF
Sano 3B
Gonzalez 1B
Schoop 2B
Castro C
Buxton CF

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Kepler RF

Polanco SS

Cruz DH

Rosario LF

Sano 3B

Gonzalez 1B

Schoop 2B

Castro C

Buxton CF

Now that's a line up.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Here is the other one...

 

 

1. Mallex Smith ( L) CF

2. D. Santana (R ) RF

3. E. Encarnacion (R ) 1B

4. D. Vogelbach ( L) DH

5. Kyle Seager ( L) 3B

6. Tom Murphy (R ) C

7. Mac Williamson (R ) LF

8. Dee Gordon ( L) 2B

9. Dylan Moore (R ) SS

 

(I figured i would leave the appropriate space for the ball to go by. Good way to avoid ®)

[PDX Twin]

 

Now that's a line up.

 

Especially with Cron and Garver on the bench...

[Blake]

 

Now that's a line up.

The Twins no longer have an A and a C lineup.

 

Close to A and A+.

[Don't Feed the Greed Guy]

Seattle, 71 errors in 79 games, or .90 per game.

 

How many tonight?

In the series?

[diehardtwinsfan]

Perez needs to do a better job finding the zone or it's going to be a short night for him.

[USAFChief]

 

Seattle, 71 errors in 79 games, or .90 per game.

How many tonight? 
In the series?

tonight: .9

series: 2.7

[TFRazor]

nice pitch right there

[USAFChief]

 

Perez needs to do a better job finding the zone or it's going to be a short night for him.

I think the word is out around the league: the cutter isn't a strike. 

[LVTwinsfan]

Twins are on

[TFRazor]

 

tonight: .9

series: 2.7

 

add .5 to that. I call it the "Buxton Factor". He's going to cause someone to rush a throw at least once

[Puckett34]

 

Seattle, 71 errors in 79 games, or .90 per game.

How many tonight?
In the series?

I'd set the over/under at 3. On average, they stay under.

[USAFChief]

Series preview from Lookout Landing:

 

https://www.lookoutlanding.com/2019/6/11/18661663/series-preview-mariners-at-twins-june-2019

 

Nice.

[TFRazor]

The man is a wizard I tell ya

[diehardtwinsfan]

nice start Polanco!

[USAFChief]

 

The man is a wizard I tell ya

Yet another leg double.

 

Love it.