Game Thread: Twins @ Angels, 5/13/18 - 3:07PM CT

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I do.

 

But only because when i am the only one around a box of donuts, those donuts tend disappear mysterioisly.

Ninja'd, and in exquisite detail...

 

Perhaps i should catch up on the thread before reaponding....

But where's the fun in that?

 

 

Meanwhile Twins have a 234 scoreless top of the first.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Here's a box of assorted donuts. Which one are you grabbing first?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-37xXD30cuQg/U5GvJpwODVI/AAAAAAAABU8/awxS9Y8XFh8/s1600/dunkindozen.jpg

Duh! The box of course.

[BoofBonser]

I love how Romero attacks the strike zone
 

He is our best pitcher by far right now 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Here's a box of assorted donuts. Which one are you grabbing first?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-37xXD30cuQg/U5GvJpwODVI/AAAAAAAABU8/awxS9Y8XFh8/s1600/dunkindozen.jpg

Duh! The box of course.

[BoofBonser]

 

Duh! The box of course.

You got the box, I'll take the donuts

[Riverbrian]

Romero 1st Inning. A Zero Has been Hung

 

http://i1.wp.com/rosannapansino.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/zootopia-the-big-donut.jpg

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

Here's a box of assorted donuts. Which one are you grabbing first? 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-37xXD30cuQg/U5GvJpwODVI/AAAAAAAABU8/awxS9Y8XFh8/s1600/dunkindozen.jpg

 

Maybe one of the ones with sprinkles... but in reality, a good donut either needs to have cheesecake cream in the middle or whipped cream... none of this custard crap. 

[Circus Boy]

When the Twins were losing 185 games, we discussed doilies on the GT. Now we talk donuts. Quite the upgrade.

[Riverbrian]

 

Maybe one of the ones with sprinkles... but in reality, a good donut either needs to have cheesecake cream in the middle or whipped cream... none of this custard crap. 

 

I always grab the ones with stuff in the middle first. Any kind of stuff, custard, cheesecake or fruit. 

[Squirrel]

When the Twins were losing 185 games, we discussed doilies on the GT. Now we talk donuts. Quite the upgrade.

I’m not quite sure what there is to discuss about doilies ... not sure I even remember this.

 

Must have blanked it from my mind it was so traumatizing.

[Circus Boy]

 

I’m not quite sure what there is to discuss about doilies ... not sure I even remember this.

Must have blanked it from my mind it was so traumatizing.

It was one of the best. Nominated for a Pulitzer in the spontaneous blog category.

[Circus Boy]

Someone on the Angels should explain to this Ohtani kid that strikeouts are fascist.

[Riverbrian]

 

I’m not quite sure what there is to discuss about doilies ... not sure I even remember this.

Must have blanked it from my mind it was so traumatizing.

 

I don't remember either but I'm sure there is a place in Winona that makes the best doilies. 

[BoofBonser]

Great job by Romero to get out of that unscathed! 

[PDX Twin]

This Romero guy is starting to remind me of ... oh ... Andrew Albers! :-)

[OTPS300]

The team that goes to their bullpen first will more than likely be the loser today.

[USAFChief]

 

Maybe one of the ones with sprinkles... but in reality, a good donut either needs to have cheesecake cream in the middle or whipped cream... none of this custard crap. 

"Donuts" do not have filling.

 

They have a hole.

[Blake]

I hope the way this game has started portends a future where both Ohtani and Romero are premier pitchers and it becomes "must watch baseball" over the next few years.

[USAFChief]

Just settling in after mother's day brunch.

 

We knocked Otani around yet?

[Danchat]

Holy cow, our bats don't even have a hope against this guy.

[BoofBonser]

 

Holy cow, our bats don't even have a hope against this guy.

This may be a 1-0 game 

[OTPS300]

 

"Donuts" do not have filling.

 

They have a hole.

At the Holiday stations when you bring your bag of donuts to the cashier and say "4 donuts" they reply "with or without holes?". No hole ones cost more. We always called the no hole ones "Bismarks".

[BoofBonser]

Romero's PC is going to be too high to outlast Ohtani... bullpen's going to need to step up 

[Riverbrian]

 

"Donuts" do not have filling.

 

They have a hole.

 

And I eat the HOLE donut!!!

[Riverbrian]

 

Just settling in after mother's day brunch.

 

We knocked Otani around yet?

 

We've mussed up his hair a little with the breeze of our swings. 

[bighat]

Romero impressing, hanging with Ohtani inning for inning here.

[USAFChief]

 

At the Holiday stations when you bring your bag of donuts to the cashier and say "4 donuts" they reply "with or without holes?". No hole ones cost more. We always called the no hole ones "Bismarks".

Precisely!

[Riverbrian]

 

At the Holiday stations when you bring your bag of donuts to the cashier and say "4 donuts" they reply "with or without holes?". No hole ones cost more. We always called the no hole ones "Bismarks".

 

We call North Dakota capitol cities "Bismarck". 

[USAFChief]

Dick:  Ixnay on the Angels' oubletray with ittinghay with unnersray in oringscay ositiionpay talk.

[USAFChief]

 

We call North Dakota capitol cities "Bismarck". 

Natch. They're jelly filled.